I've learned that things change, people change,
and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to
cover it up. It simply means that you move on and
treasure the memories. Letting go doesn't mean
giving up... it means accepting that some things
weren't meant to be..
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Showing posts with label nice msg. Show all posts
I've learned that things change
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"GALTI" Zindagi ka ek page hai
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"GALTI" Zindagi ka ek page hai
.
Aur "RISHTEY" puri kitaab hai
.
Jarurat padne par "GALTI" ka page faad dena
.
Par ek page ke liye puri kitab mat kho dena
Bebasi Ko Itana Haseen Na Bana
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Bebasi Ko Itana Haseen Na Bana Ae Mere khuda.....
Ke Tera Ye Banda,
Tujh Se Pehle Kisi Aur Ke Aage Jhuk Jaye..!!
Kehne ko mere paas shabd nai hai
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Kehne ko mere paas shabd nai hai. bhejne ko naya kuck nahi hai . par dil se 1 baat zarur aati hai . ."APNA KHAYAL RAKHANA"mere paas aap jaisa koi aur nahi hai -'.'-sach yaar gud mrng
SOME GREAT QUOTATIONS
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SOME GREAT QUOTATIONS
1: If you born poor, its not your mistake,But if
you die poor, its your mistake….!
2: Born with personality is an accident,But dying
in a personality is an achievement..!
3: Your birth may be normal,But your death
should be History..!
4: Follow none,But learn from everyone..!
5: Practice like a devil,And play like a angel..!
6: Do or Die is an old concept,Do it before die is a
new concept..!
Don't Forget to Share
TRY THIS MATHS MAGIC
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TRY THIS MATHS MAGIC
13837 x Ur age x 73 = ?
Apki Age k 4 tukde na ho jaye to mera Naam badal dena. It's REALLY INTERESTING
Girl Facts !!
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Girl Facts !!
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always
have a boyfriend To confirm that
2. The nicer she is... the quicker u will be
dumped!!!!!
3. the more the makeup, the worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are
beautiful.Remaining 1% would always be in
your college / office." ..... ..100 % true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can
never be her Brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you
too, she will Let you know in about 10 years
from now ,when you are committed..
7. the more you ignore a girl, the more she'll
want to be friends With you.
8. Theory of relativity.... The more u run
towards a hot chick.... the more she goes away
from u...
9.Even if you got her out alone... just when you
are about to let her know about your
feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I
guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are
to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat,
the more probability the long lost friend she
discovered is a handsome superman, who beats
you in everything 9: 1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the
girl, the longer it takes before things work out,
but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and
speaks to you Will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first
time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or
married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur
head, money,heal th and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more
seriously her dad Will hate u
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly
proportional to The number of bullets her dad
will be showering at you
It doesn't matter how many people you share
this with, just remember if you enjoyed reading
it, your friends will love it too.
"Nekiyaan Kar Ke, Jo Dariya Me Daal Doge abhi...
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"Nekiyaan Kar Ke,
Jo Dariya Me Daal Doge abhi...
Wahi Tufaano Me,
'Kashtiyaan'
Ban Kr Sath Dengi Kabhi.
Good morning
Jai Jinendra !!
Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?
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This govt has systematically broken the spine of the country, here read it for enlightment "
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that congress food security bill will worked and that no one would sleep without food .
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on congress plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (that means tax collected from us will be used for food security bill expensed. i.e equally distribution ).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?
Neither could I....."
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that congress food security bill will worked and that no one would sleep without food .
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on congress plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (that means tax collected from us will be used for food security bill expensed. i.e equally distribution ).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?
Neither could I....."
Management lesson
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Management lesson
One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.
Moral of the story: One must not engage in duties other than his own.
Now take a new look at the same story.
The washer man was like a typical top management corporate guy. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a research approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and the donkey became his favorite pet. The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well.
In the Appraisal the dog managed an "8". The donkey was rated as "9". Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around. The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards. Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a switch....
Moral of the story-Remains the same- "One must not engage in duties other than his own"
Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person is intentional
isko padho...
One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.
Moral of the story: One must not engage in duties other than his own.
Now take a new look at the same story.
The washer man was like a typical top management corporate guy. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a research approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and the donkey became his favorite pet. The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well.
In the Appraisal the dog managed an "8". The donkey was rated as "9". Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around. The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards. Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a switch....
Moral of the story-Remains the same- "One must not engage in duties other than his own"
Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person is intentional
isko padho...
Beautiful message!
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Beautiful message!
�� Stay away from Anger..
It hurts ..Only You!
..
�� If you are right then there is no need to get
angry,
�� And if you are wrong then you don't have any
right to get angry.
�� Patience with family is love,
�� Patience with others is respect.
�� Patience with self is confidence and Patience
with GOD is faith.
�� Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings
Tears...
�� Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings
Fear...
�� Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
��Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
�� Every problem comes to make us or break us,
�� The choice is ours whether we become victims or
victorious.
�� Beautiful things are not always good but good
things are always beautiful
�� Do you know why God created gaps between
fingers?
�� So that someone who is special to you comes and
fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
�� Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings
happiness.
Do Share it with all the beautiful People In ur
Life.
List Of "DO's" & "DONT's" In LIFE: (Worth Reading)
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List Of "DO's" & "DONT's" In LIFE:
(Worth Reading)
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Never Share Ur Secrets with Anyone.
This can be Self-Destructive,
Perhaps the most Important Advice in Life.
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�� Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.
20% will not Care
&
80% will be Glad that U have Them.
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�� Life is similar to Boxing Game.
Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.
It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.
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�� Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the
RIGHT LESSONS in Life.
That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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�� Faith is taking the 1st Step,
even when U dont see the whole Staircase.
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�� Keep Ur Face to the Sun,
& U will not see the Shadow.
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�� Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
&
2: After Losing It.
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�� 2 Things brings Happiness & Success
in Life:
1: The way U Manage
when U have Nothing.
&
2: The way U Behave
when U have Everything.
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�� 2 Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in
Someone's Thoughts.
&
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in
Someone's Prayers.
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�� 'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
&
2: Face Everything & Rejoice.
Choice is Ours.
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�� ATTITUDE at its Best:
"My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL.
Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME".
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�� What is SUCCESS ?
SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo's are Uploaded on
'GOOGLE' instead of FACEBOOK.
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�� 'EGO' is the only Requirement
to Destroy any Relationship.
Be a Bigger Person,
Skip the 'E' & let it 'GO'.
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�� Do U know why God did not give Us
the Gift to Read Other's Mind ?
So that, We could have the Chances to
'TRUST' & Privilege to be 'TRUSTED'.
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�� As long as We do not Forgive People
who have Hurt Us,
They Occupy a 'RENT-FREE-SPACE'
in our Mind.
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�� Always keep Hoping for Good.
Keep a Green Tree in Ur Heart.
The Singing Birds will Automatically come.
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�� If U Walk the Way guided by Humans,
U will find a Hopeless End.
BUT
If U will Walk the Way guided by GOD,
U will find Endless Hopes & Opportunities.
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�� GOD always likes to know again & again
what U want.
It is not that He Forgets Ur
Dreams & Prayers,
But He Loves to Check Ur Passion
towards Ur Desire.
That is why He wants U to have Ur
'QUIET TIME' which We call as
'PRAYER TIME' with Him everyday.
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�� I asked GOD: If everything is already Written in
Destiny,
then why should I Pray ?
GOD Smiled & said: I have also Written
'CONDITIONS APPLY'.
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�� Empty Pockets Teach
Millons of Things in Life.
BUT
Full Pockets Spoil Us in Million Ways.
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�� TRUST is like a Sticker.
Once it is Removed, it may Stick again,
but not as Strong as it Holds
when U First Applied.
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�� Always take Care of RELATIONS.
Thats why they say, when U are in Doubt,
'SILENCE' is the Best Policy.
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�� Never Win People with Arguments.
rather Defeat Them with Ur Smile.
Because People who always Wish to
Argue with U, cannot Bear Ur SILENCE.
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�� If a Drop of Water falls on a Lake,
its Identity is Lost.
BUT
If a Drop of Water falls on a Lotus Leaf,
it Shines like a Pearl.
Drop is the Same,
but the 'COMPANY' matters.
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�� Our HOPES should be like HAIR & NAILS.
No matter how many times they get Cut,
but they never stop Growing.
That is why they say,
Always Hope for the Best,
however Bad the Situation may be.
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�� 'MEMORIES' are always Special.
Sometimes, We Laugh by
Remembering the days We Cried.
&
Sometimes, We Cry by
Remembering the days We Laughed.
Thats LIFE.
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�� SEA is common for All.
Some take Pearls,
Some take Fishes,
Some come out just with Wet Legs.
Word is common to all
"Because Your Wife DOES NOT WORK....???"
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��Must Read��.....
"Because Your Wife
DOES NOT WORK....???"
Ek Husband Complain karta hai ki woh thak chuka hai kam karke aur chahta hai ki uski patni bhi uska sath de paise kamane me kyunki use lagta hai ki 'USKI PATNI KUCH NAHI KARTI'
kuch sawal jawab ek doctor aur pati ke bichme.
Doctor: paisa kamane ke liye aap kya karte ho.
Pati: main ek bank me accountant hu
Doctor:aapki Wife ?
Pati:WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
Doctor:subah aapke ghar pe nasta kaun banata hai aapki family ke liye
PATI: meri patni kyunki WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
Doctor : aapki patni subah nasta banane ke liye kitne baje uthti hai
PATI:woh subah 5 baje uthkar pehle ghar ki safai karti hai fhir nasta banati hai
Doctor: bachcho ko school kaun le jata hai
PATI : meri patni kyuki WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
DOCTOR:bachco ko school chodne ke baad woh kya karti hai
PATI : woh market jati hai phir ghar jakar khana banati hai kapde dhoti hai par aapko pata hai WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
DOCTOR : shaam ko ghar aakar aap kya karte ho
PATI: main thoda aaram karta hu kyunki pure din kaam karke main thak jata hu
Doctor : aur aapki patni kya karti hai
PATI:woh khana banati hai bachcho ko khilati hai mujhe bhi khana parosti hai phir bartan dhoti hai ghar ki safai karti phir bachcho ko sulati hai .
Upar likhi hui kahani se aapko kya lagta hai?
Roz ki bhagdaud me aapki patni subah jaldi uthti hai aur rat ko bhi der se soti hai phir bhi aapko lagta hai ki WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI?
PATNI ko kisi certificate ki jarurat nahi hai par unka hona bahut hi mayne rakhta hai unka kaam koi nahi kar sakta.
Toh apni patni ki kadar karo kyunki unki kurbaniya anginat hai isliye samjho aur unka hamesa sath do
All abt a WOMAN ..
Jab woh chup rehti hai tab hazaro sawal unke maan me aate hai
Jab woh kuch nahi kehti tab woh gahrai se sochti .
Jab woh aapki taraf dekhti tab woh sochti hai woh aapko itna pyar kyu karti hai jab ki aap uski kadar karte hi nahi ho
Jab woh aapko call karti hai tab woh janna chahti hai ki aap kaise ho
Jab woh aapko sms karti hai toh uske maan me yeh hota hai aap bhi reply kare
Jab woh aapko I love you, kehti hai tab dil se kehti hai
Jab woh kehti hai I miss you, matlab is duniya me aapko unse jyada koi yaad nahi kar sakta.
Jab woh kehti hai ki main aapke sath hamesa khadi rahungi tab woh patthar ki tarah aapke sath khadi rahengi
Ladies are always Special. Unhe duniya ka 8wa ajuba kaha jata hai.
Woh ek anmol ratna ki tarah hai jiski koi keemat nahi .
Aap unko kabhi dukh na de aur unko kabhi galat na samjhe.
U
Yeh aap har ek aurat ko bheje aur unhe garv mehsus hone de aur chehre par muskan laye ki unki is duniya main kitni kadar hai . . .
dedicated 2 all kamine frnds
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3 kaale dost �ek sath ja rahe the.
Raste me ek pari milti hai,
Pari-ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi.
�1st.-Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.Pari ne kar dia.
�2nd-mujhe bhi aisa kar do.Pari ne kar diya.
�3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola........Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo......?
Moral- Har ek Friend kamina hota hai....
dedicated 2 all kamine frnds..
If things r happening
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If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!
LOVE U MAA
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Heart Touching Story,,,,,, :
( Spare JUST 5 Valuable Mins
Just READ TILL THE END )
Ek 8 Saal Ke Bachhe Ki Maa
Mar Jati HaiN.
Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Poocha
Ki Beta Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa
Aur Mari Hui Maa MeiN Kya
Fark Laga,,,,,,,,???
ToH WoH Ladka Bola :
"Meri Nayi Maa Sachhi HaiN
Aur Mari Hui Maa Jhooti
Thi,,,,,,,!!!! "
YeH Sunke Us Aadmi Ko
Jhatka Sa Laga Aur Bola :
" KyuN Beta……Aisa KyuN
Lagta HaiN,,,,,,,,,???? Jisne
Tujhe Janam Diya WoH
Jhooti Aur KaL Aayi Hui
Maa Sachhi Kyu Lagti
HaiN,,,,,???? "
Ladka Bola, :
" Jab MaiN Masti Karta Tha,
Tab Maa Kehti Thi : "Agar Tu
Isi Tarah Masti Karega ToH,
Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi "
MaiN Fir Bhi Bahut Masti
Karta Rehta Aur Mujhe
Poore Gaon Se Dhund Kar
Laati. Apne Paas Bethakar
Apne HaathoN Se, Khana
Khilati Thi,,,,,,,,!!! "
Aur Yeh Nayi Maa Kehti
Hain Ki : "Agar Tu Isi Tarah
Masti Karega Toh, Tujhe
Khana Nahin Doongi,,,,,,!!! "
AUR
SACH Mein Usne Aaj Mujhe
Teen Din Se Khana Nahin
Diya,,,,,,,!!!! "
Must Share,,,,,,,
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Pet MeiN Laat
Maarta Tha,,,,,,
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Gir Jaata Tha.
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Bukhaar Ya
Sardi MeiN Tadapta Tha.
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Khaana NahiN
Khaata Tha,,,,,,
.
Aur,
.
" MAA Aaj Bhi Roti HaiN,
Jab Beta KHAANA NahiN
Deta,,,,,,,!!! "
DostoN,,,,,
Isko Itna forward karo ki
koi MAA kabhi bhuki Na
Soye. Aur Uske Aankh Se
Ek QATRA Paani Na Aaye,,,,,
If You Love Your Mom
Then Forward This.
I LOVE MY MOM.
WoH bhi kya din the
" MUMMY " Ki Godh Aur
" PAPA " Ke Kandhe,,,,,,,,
Na Paise Ki Soch
Na Life Ke Funde,,,,,,
Na KaL Ki Chinta
Na Future Ke Sapne,,,,,,
Ab KaL Ki HaiN Fikar Aur
Adhure HaiN Sapne,,,,,,
MudH Kar Dekha Toh Bahut
Door HaiN Apne,,,,,,,
Manzilo ko dhundte kaha
kho Gaye Hum,
Aakhir, Itne bade kyun Ho
Gaye Hum,,,,,,,,,!!
Din Bhar Kaam Ke Baad
PAPA Poochte HaiN Ki,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,Kitna Kamaya,,,,????
Wife Poochegi,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kitna Bachaya,,,,,,????
Beta Poochega,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kya Laaya,,,,,,???? LekiN
Maa Hi Poochegi :
" Beta Kuch Khaya,,,,????? "
Agar Aap Free Ho
ToH Iss Msg ko Itna
FaeLao Jitna Aap
Apni Maa Se Pyaar Karte
Ho,,,,,,,,!!
Ek Msg Maa Ke NaaM,,,,, :
LOVE U MAA
Rone Se Kisi Ko Paya Nahi Jata....
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True Lines..!!
Rone Se Kisi Ko Paya Nahi Jata....
Khone se Kisi Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata...
.
.
Kyunki
.
.
Waqt Toh Sabhi ko Milta Hai,
Zindagi Badalaney Ke Liye..
.
.
Lekin Beeta Hua Waqt,
Kabhi Wapis Nahi Aata ..
AnyOne Can Make Us Happy
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AnyOne Can
Make Us Happy
By Doing
Something Special
But Only
SomeOne Special
Can
Make Us Happy
Without
Doing Anything!
BE SPECIAL.!
@HV A Good Day
Virginity is like a Balloon
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Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it's gone for ever!
Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start you....can't stop ��!
An Exam paper is like a Dick ��, when it. hard...people get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork ...��! ��Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it! So basically life is........PORNOGRAPHY
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Some true facts..lol..
1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !
2. A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you:
3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed:
4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !
5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up:
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6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence...
A Pregnant Prostitute;
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7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:
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8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex....!!!..