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I WILL ALL MY APP AND BLOG USERS AND VERY INDEPENDENCE DAY..PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN..
TAKE CARE AND KEEP SMILING :)
WARM WISHES..
NISHANT JAIN

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On the set of KBC... A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question. He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses His girlfriend to ask the answer. Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds To answer and your time starts now! Boy reads out the question and the 4 options. Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka? Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!!

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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe battis daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Girls Ki Upar Ki Sab Cheez 'B' Se Shuru Hoti Hai. Bl@use Br@ B!k!n! B@ @Bs Aur Niche Ki 'P' Se... Petic@t P@nty Per!@d Pu$$y. Is Liye Admi Ko B.p Ki Bimari Hoti Hai Jordar Aayu Market Ma.

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4 sardar train k piche and many more jokes series

4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha.
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.
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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
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Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message
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Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Que. the :
1. China kis Desh me he.?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....
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Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hu..
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1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir
Gaya.
Pujari Ne Aarti Di.
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?
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Ans-
Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola
Happy B'day Hanumanji.

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Flight me ek baar

Flight me ek baar santa ke saath ek bahut sexy ladki baith jati hai.
Dono "hello" karte hai.
Santa dekhta hai ladki sex ki kitab padh rahi hai.
Dono me thodi der baad baatchit hoti hai to ladki santa ko batati hai "tumhe maloom hai is book main likha hai jaat ka loda sabse bada hota hai aur muslim ka sabse mota"
"waise aapka naam kya hai?"
Santa - "Muhammad Chaudhary"��

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The word boob is the

The word "Boob" is d perfect description & drawing 4 wat it symbolises U See, B : Top View oo: Front View b: Side View This is what we call drawing! :P

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Boy and girl of class 2

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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A guy walks up to a girl ans says

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? ..... He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....

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Come here take off ur pants

Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!

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In a bathroom a boy

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

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3 feelings ...

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

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School me bache ke

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

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Last night I desperately

Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you.... where are u stupid pyjamas.....!

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A young girl after her honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, “I thought It was MONEY”

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I want to suck u

I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how I … eat an ice cream!

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Patni to pati.. aapne

Patni :- Aaapne Mere boobs chus chus ke bade kar diye .
Pati:-Pagli Agar esa hota to aj mera lund gutno tak hota .
aur condom ki jagah Cycle ki tube ko use me lena padta.

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Santa sent SMS to his boss

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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A man says to his wife

A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S

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Sex is like nokia

Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)

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