बैधानिक चेताबनी

बैधानिक चेताबनी :-
इन दिनोँ अगर आप चने, भुट्टे, समोसे, या नमकीन
जैसी चीज कागज के टुकड़े पर रख कर खा रहे होँ.....
तो कृपया इस कागज को फेँके नहीँ... सभाल कर रख लेँ
ये कागज के पन्ने "कोयला घौटाले" की फाईलोँ के
हो सकते हैँ....
आपका ये छोटा सा प्रयास भारत सरकार
को कोयला घोटाले की फाईले ढूँढने मे मदद कर
सकता हैँ...""

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Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye

Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye,
Kabhi jaat...paat ke naam par mar gaye,
kabhi aapas me 2 gaz zamin ke liye mar gaye,
Hote aaj veer Bhagat Singh to wo bi kehte...
Yaar Sukhdev hum bhi kin chutiyon ke liye mar
gaye!!!

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SPEND 3 minutes to read this and make your Future Bright

YOU CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY.

3 years back 1$ = 39 Rs.
Today, 1$ = 59.50

Do you think US Economy is booming?

NO

But Indian Economy is Going Down.

Our economy is in your hands...

A cold drink that costs only 70/80 paisa to make, is sold for Rs.9 and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.

What you can do about it?

1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

2.You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.

All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

LIST OF PRODUCTS
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COLD DRINKS:-
DRINK LEMON JUICE,
FRESH FRUITJUICES,
CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR),
BUTTER MILK,
COCONUT WATER,
JAL JEERA,
ENERJEE,and MASALA MILK.

INSTEAD OF COCA COLA, PEPSI, LIMCA, MIRINDA, SPRITE, ETC.

BATHING SOAP:-
USE CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA , NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA or OJAS OF RAMDEVJIS PATANJALI

INSTEAD OF LUX, LIFEBUOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE

TOOTH PASTE:-
USE NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK, DANT KANTI OF PATANJALI

INSTEAD OF COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT.

TOOTH BRUSH: -
USE PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE

INSTEAD OF COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B

SHAVING CREAM:-
USE GODREJ, EMAMI OR FRESH MILK

INSTEAD OF PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE

BLADE:-
USE SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA

INSTEAD OF SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365, GILLETTE

TALCUM POWDER:-
USE SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS

INSTEAD OF PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON'S BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER

MILK POWDER:-
USE INDIANA, AMUL, AMULYA

INSTEAD OF ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.

SHAMPOO:-
USE NIRMA, VELVETTE OR KESH KANTI OF PATANJALI

INSTEAD OF HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE

MOBILE CONNECTIONS:-
USE BSNL, AIRTEL , RELIANCE .

INSTEAD OF Vodafone

Food Items:-
EAT HALDIRAM, BIKAJI OR HOME MADE FOODS OR EVEN YOU CAN EAT CHAT, BHEL, WADA PAAV ON BANDI

INSTEAD OF KFC, MACDONALD'S, PIZZA HUT, A&W, SUBWAY ETC

EVEN IF YOU PURCHASE KIRANA, VEGETABLES, FRUITS, AND HOUSEHOLD
PURCHASE FROM YOUR LOCAL KIRANA AND GENERAL STORE OR FROM BIG BAZAR, MORE OR OTHER INDIAN SUPER MARKET

INSTEAD OF WALMART OR METRO

Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA.

Let us take a firm decision today.

BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN...

WHEN US PRESIDENT OBAMA ASKS AMERICANS TO PURCHASE FROM SMALL SHOPKEEPERS INSTEAD OF MALLS WHY CAN'T WE
EVERY TRUE INDIAN WILL SHARE IT?

Thanks For Spending your valuable time...

PLEASE forward as much as you can and save India...

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Some Countries name described

Some Countries name described :)
H.O.L.L.A.N.D= Hope Our Love
LastsAnd Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.= I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.= Love Is Beautiful; You
Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.= Friendships Remain
And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.= Come Here... I Need
Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.= Between Us,
Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L.= Never Ever Part As
Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A.= I Nearly Died In
Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A= Keep Everything Nice,
Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.= Cute And Naughty
Action that developed into
attraction
K.O.R.E.A.= Keep Optimistic
Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.= Everything's Great, You
Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A.= May All Nights
Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U.= Phorget (Forget)
Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D .= Totally Happy.
Always In Love And Never Dull.

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America me jab boyfrend apni

America me jab boyfrend apni
grlfrend ko call krta hai nd
romantic hota hai to kehta hai
-""i luv u baby .. i luv u forever. .
.
England me - baby just Give me 1 kiss. ..
.
Russian . .- hey baby m missing
u here. .
.
India -""Jaaan . .aaj kya Pehna hua
hai ?? :P :P :P
Thoko Like :p

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Indian Rocks As Always

Manager of a Retail store in US asks: “Do you have any sales experience?”
The Indian says: “Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.”
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow.. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

“How many sales did you make today?”

Indian boy says: “Sir, Just ONE sale.”

The boss says: “Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.” If you want to keep this job, you’d better be doing better than just one sale.

By the way, how much was the sale for?”

Indian boy says: ” $101,237. 64?

Boss says: “$101,237. 64? What the hell did you sell?”

Indian boy says: “Sir, First I sold him small fish-hook.

Then I sold him medium fish-hook.

Then I sold him large fish-hook.

Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I ask him where he’s going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he’ll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sold him twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.

I then ask him where he’ll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.

Then the guy said, while we’re at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss said: “You’re not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fish-hook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?”

Indian boy says: “No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind... :)

Indian Rocks As Always :) \m/

Keep Smiling..Keep Rawking..Good Evening Pals :) ♥ 

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Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre

Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre
se bahut pyaar karte the..
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.
.
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Ladki ke baap ko pata lag
gaya...
.
.
.
Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aari ko ladki ke gardan
(neck) pe rakh diya..
.
Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali
thi, achanak light chali
gayi... .
.
Pass mai khadha woh ladka
chillaya..

Bharat sarkar
Zindabad..
.
.
Moral:"Agar sacha hai aapka
pyaar to saath hai Bharat
Sarkar...:

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Proud to be Indian !

The official Sanskrit name for India is Bharat.

INDIA has been called Bharat even in Satya yuga ( Golden Age )

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT India

The name `India’ is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.

The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name `Hindustan’ combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.

The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented the digit zero.

Sanskrit is considered as the mother of all higher languages. This is because it is the most precise, and therefore suitable language for computer software. ( a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987 ).

Chess was invented in India.

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India has all "JUGAAD"

5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao.. ??
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China:" Mazak Mat Karo..
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Japan:" Namumkin..
.
Amrican:" Sawaal Galat Hai..
.
UK:" Net Par Nhi Hai..and..
.
Indian:" Easy… F(IV)E..

India has all
"JUGAAD"...:p ;-))

Click Like if ur proud to b an Indian :D

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Hindustani Se Panga.. ??

Hindustani Se Panga.. ??
Na Munna Na...

American:" ye Kutub Minar kitne din main bana hai.. ??
.
Indian:" 1 mahine main..
.
American:" yeh hamare Country mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai...
.
Thoda aage jane k baad phirpoocha:"Yeh Laal kila kitne din mein bana hai.. ??
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Indian:" Sirf 2 weeks mein..
.
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American:" hamare Country mein toh 3
days mein ban jati hai..
.
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Taj Mahal k paas se guzre toh american ne pucha:" Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din
mein bani hai ??
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Indian:" Pataa nahi Kal shaam tak to Nahin tha... :p :D ;-))

Indian rocked american shocked

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HOW TO IDENTIFY INDIANS !!

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
 
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
 
3. You are Always standing next to the two largest sized suitcases at the Airport.
 
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party- and think it's normal.
 
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
 
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
 
9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"
 
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
 
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
 
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used , as it is for special occasions, which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen
table.

16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
 
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )
 
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)

20. You own a rice cooked or a pressure cooker.
 
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
 
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old.( And they prefer it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
 
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
 
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
 
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
 
27. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight .
 
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.
 
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few
minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
 
31. Our parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
 
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
 
33. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
 
36. You have really enjoyed reading this post.

37. You'll share it with you family and friends and give them a big laugh.

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Bharat Band

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IMPROVE YOUR G.K.

IMPROVE YOUR G.K.

1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee,
2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone, 
3. National Tension - Salman Khan's marriage, 
4. National Bachelor - Rahul Gandhi, 
5. National Dehshat - Sequel of Ra.One, 
6. National food - Kasam, 
7. National Struggler -Abhishek Bachchan,
 8. National Judge - Archana PuranSingh,
 9. National Mom - Sonia Gandhi, 
10. National Jamaai - Shoaib Malik, 
11. National Book - Face Book ,
12. National Robot -Manmohan Singh.
13. Natonal Bank - Swiss Bank
14. National God - Sachin Tendulkar
15. National Tiger - Narendra Modi.
16. Nationa Show - C.I.D
17. National cricketer - Rohit sharma
18. National Dancer - Rahul mahajan 

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Aisi post 100 saal mai ek bar aati hai, Paisa vasool post... :P

Aisi post 100 saal mai ek bar aati hai, Paisa vasool post... :P

Ek Indian aur Ek American
dono dost the,
.
.
Dono ek din ek chocolate store
me gaye.

Waha sab logo ko busy dekhkar
American ne 3 chocolate chura li,

Jab dono bahar aaye to American bola :-"Man I m the
best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one
saw me, u cant beat that".

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Zindagi ki Yaha Koi Aukat nahi hoti

Zindagi ki Yaha Koi Aukat nahi hoti
2-3 Peg ke Bina yaha raat nahi hoti
Ye india hai meri jaan
Ishq,
Daaru,
Cigaret
Bhenchod or Madarchod ke bina Baat NAHi hoti.

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Iss se ziyada talent or kaha milega

Iss se ziyada talent or kaha
milega
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. .
India me ladke bike chalate
huye bhi
msg type kr late hain :-P=D
.
(‘,’)/
<)) Oh bhai _//samne dEkh Le nhi to msg k
sath khud bhi send ho jayega... :p

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Agar mobile INDIA me bante to

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to usme Templetes aise hote: 
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1.Kuttey call kar.. . 
2.Ciggarette leta hue aana.. . 
3.Teri bhabi k sath hoo.. . 
4.Yar kisi ladki ka no. to de.. . 
5.Kaha mar gya be.. . 
6.Balance dala kamine . 
7.Dimag mat khaa.. .
8. Yar teri bhabi naraz ho gai, 2-3 senty msg bhej de.. .
9.Abi call ni karo jaanu papajag rahe hai. .
10.Baad me baat karti hu mummy bula rai he. xD

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Mera bharat mahaan .. :D :p

Mera bharat mahaan .. :D :p 

-The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to Medical and Engineering colleges.

-The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB's to manage the First Class students.

-The 3rd Class students enter politics and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.

-The Failures join the underworld and control politicians and businesses.

-Those who did not attend any school, become Swamis and everybody follows them.

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Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
.
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Que. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ??

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America:- Mobile Humari Khoj Hai.

America:- Mobile Humari Khoj
Hai.
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China:- Sim Card Humari Khoj
Hai.
Japan:- Sms Humari Khoj Hai.
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Koria:- Bluetooth Humari Khoj
Hai.
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INDIA:- .
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MISS CALL HuMARI
KHOJ Hai. :-P:O :D
hehe...

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