Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
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100 metre race ho rahi thi
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi.
Refref said '1,2,3 GO!'
Everybody started running except Santa.
Refree- y r u not running?
Santa-My number is .4.
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Santa mujhe phone par
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Santa: Mujhe phone par
Dhamkiyan mil rahi h.
Police: Kaun h woh?
Santa: BSNL wale bolte h
Bill na bhara to kaat denge!!!!
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Banta saw
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Banta saw an air hostess wearing a badge on the left side bearing the name Tina… He said, that is cute… What have you named the other one?
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Sardar in police station
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Sardar In Police Office:
Ye Photos Kiski Hain ???
Police Officer:yeh Criminals Ki,
Jinko Arrest Kerna Hai.
Sardar: Jab Photo Li Tab
Arrest Ker Lena Tha Na.=))
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Santa police se
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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Santa ne
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Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha,
Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
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Santa ghar le hai
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Boy-Santa ghar pe he?
Aunty-Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya he
Maggi Kha rha he
Tujhe bhukh lagi he?
Boy-Haan
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Aunty - To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..
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Santa
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Santa: standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track.
Man: marega kya?
Santa: Saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.
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O banno
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Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Santa ke bete
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Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..
Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.
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Santa ke
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
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Ek baar ek sardar
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Ek bar ek sardar apne gadi ke
Pahiye khol raha tha
To uski patni ati hai or kehti hai
Ki ye kya kar rahe ho
Ji to vo kehta hai
Oh andhi tujhe dikhda na hai
Samne ki likha hai
Parking for two wheelers.
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Santa's wife
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Santa's wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
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Ek baar ek sardar
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Ek bar ek sardar apne gadi ke
Pahiye khol raha tha
To uski patni ati hai or kehti hai
Ki ye kya kar rahe ho
Ji to vo kehta hai
Oh andhi tujhe dikhda na hai
Samne ki likha hai
Parking for two wheelers.
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Santa standing
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santa standing on platform,
studdenly jumps or railway track.
man- marega kya?
santa- saale marega to tu,
suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.
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Santa and banta
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
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JUDGE to santa
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JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he,
kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega...
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Santa banta
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Santa, banta exam hal me betha the,
Ex bahut stirk tha cheating nhi krne de rha tha,
Santa ne ek chit likh k examer ko di,
Examer chup chap ja kar chair pe beth gya,
Banta ,santa tuna aisa kya likha tha,
Santa =bus yehi sr piche se aap ki pant fati hai.
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Santa likes to study in
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ultimate....... Santa likes to study in ��✏front of the mirror, any idea why?
Because,
1) Revision ka time bachta hai, ⌚⌛
2) Combined study hoti hai,
3) Ek dusre ke doubts clear ho jate hai,
4) Most importantly competition ka mahol bana rehta hai...
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