Teacher : "Lofer" Aur"Offer" Main
Kya Farak Hai??
Student : Very Simple Mam,
Agar Ladka "I LOVE YOU"
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Bole To "Lofer" Aur Ladki Bole To Offer.
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Showing posts with label students. Show all posts
Why do students
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Why Do Students Sometimes Write
"Etc" At The End In Exams
Bcoz It Means
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
Nobody Understands Student's Feeling.;-)
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If you cry
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If U Cry On Seeing The Question Paper,
It Is An Insult
But
If Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper,
It Is Ur ACHIEVEMENT.
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That scary moment
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That Scary Moment
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When Your Teacher Says I Gonna
Start Calling Random Roll Numbers
And Students Shud Solve The Maths
Problem On Board !!!
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Teacher
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Teacher:" Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho To,
Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh Bhi Nai..
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Teacher:" Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ??
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Student:"Sir Aap Un Kamino Ko Nai Jante.
Hahahahahaha Thoko Like :P
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Teacher
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Teacher:" Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho To,
Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh Bhi Nai..
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Teacher:" Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ??
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Student:"Sir Aap Un Kamino Ko Nai Jante.
Hahahahahaha Thoko Like :P
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Teacher
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Teacher: Sach aur veham mai kya fark hai?
Stud: Aap jo hum ko padha rahe ho wo sach hai
Lekin hum padh rahe hai ye apka veham hai.
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Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K
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Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100 Putra the: PANDU Ke Sirf 5
Aisa Q?
Student:sir, kyu ki Jinki Aankhe
Hoti H,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote
Hai....
Ultimate Students
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Ultimate Students:
Teacher: "Dhobi ka Kutta, na Ghar ka na Ghat ka."- Ab aisa Ek aur Sentence banaao.
Student: Sania Mirza ka Baccha, na India ka na Pakistan ka!
History sir was on leave..
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History sir was on leave. So science
sir ws askd 2 set d paper.
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The very 1st Question shocked the
students.......
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat
diagram & label the parts
BRILLIANT ANSWERS BUT EXAMS POINT WRONG.
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BRILLIANT ANSWERS BUT EXAMS POINT WRONG.
A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised
because his all answers were correct!
Don't you feel that he was wrongly penalised?
Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?..Ans.-
In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence
Signed ?..Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..Ans.-
Marriage..
Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..Ans.- Liquid
State..
Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..Ans.- On
His Birthday..
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6
People ?..Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha
Girti Hai...???..Awesome Reply By
Student:- .."Daaru K Glass Me..."
Zindegi mai meri 4 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna
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Zindegi mai meri 4 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna :
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1. Kabhi top na karo
Warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao
Iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
Aur time zaya karna buri bat hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
Beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.. :D :P...:-) :-)
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1. Kabhi top na karo
Warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao
Iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
Aur time zaya karna buri bat hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
Beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.. :D :P...:-) :-)
Dialogues in a Chemistry movie...
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Dialogues in a Chemistry movie...
My name is bond, Covalent Bond
Rishtey me hum tumhare allotrope lagte hain, naam hai Diamond
P-block se dar nahi lagta sahib, D-
Block se lagta hai.
Ek baar jo mene bond toda to me
Activation energy k b nahi sunta.
Resonance ko neglect krna mushkil he nahi naamumkin hai.
Ye electron mujhe dede carbon.
Ek chutki hydrogen ki kimmat tum kya jano oxygen babu.
Thermodynamics abi baki hai mere dost. :D
My name is bond, Covalent Bond
Rishtey me hum tumhare allotrope lagte hain, naam hai Diamond
P-block se dar nahi lagta sahib, D-
Block se lagta hai.
Ek baar jo mene bond toda to me
Activation energy k b nahi sunta.
Resonance ko neglect krna mushkil he nahi naamumkin hai.
Ye electron mujhe dede carbon.
Ek chutki hydrogen ki kimmat tum kya jano oxygen babu.
Thermodynamics abi baki hai mere dost. :D
Honey singh ka exam version...
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Honey singh ka exam version...
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Book se hu door
lekin exam se majboor...
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Dil ko sataye ye teacher ka noor...
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Haa answer ye sachchi aaj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nai aata kese teacher ko patau.. .
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Bas pass hone ke liye mai ye answer likhta jaun...
Din raat hi main ye answer rat'ta jaun..
Book aur guide me dekho vari vari...
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Ji karda book faad du main saaari... :p :O :D
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Book se hu door
lekin exam se majboor...
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Dil ko sataye ye teacher ka noor...
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Haa answer ye sachchi aaj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nai aata kese teacher ko patau.. .
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Bas pass hone ke liye mai ye answer likhta jaun...
Din raat hi main ye answer rat'ta jaun..
Book aur guide me dekho vari vari...
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Ji karda book faad du main saaari... :p :O :D
Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color
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Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in
color ?? (15 marks)
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Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
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Oxygen is a gas,
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GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
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FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
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WE get Vit-D from SUN,
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SUN produces LIGHT,
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LIGHT comes from bulbs,
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Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS
tree,
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CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
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GIFTS are given by SANTA,
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SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
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NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
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POLAR BEARS are WHITE..
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That's why ambulance is WHITE...
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Do not play with
students feelings..
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We can write anything for good marks.. :p :O
color ?? (15 marks)
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Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
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Oxygen is a gas,
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GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
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FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
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WE get Vit-D from SUN,
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SUN produces LIGHT,
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LIGHT comes from bulbs,
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Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS
tree,
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CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
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GIFTS are given by SANTA,
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SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
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NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
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POLAR BEARS are WHITE..
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That's why ambulance is WHITE...
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Do not play with
students feelings..
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We can write anything for good marks.. :p :O
"Height of misunderstanding "
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So chemistry is easy haan .??
Well read the following story
"Height of misunderstanding "
| EPIC | MUST READ|
2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom
During Test!
Boy 1 : You Gotta Help Me!
Boy 2 : I Am Just here For
Sometime . I
can't Help during test!
Well read the following story
"Height of misunderstanding "
| EPIC | MUST READ|
2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom
During Test!
Boy 1 : You Gotta Help Me!
Boy 2 : I Am Just here For
Sometime . I
can't Help during test!
College Dosti Roxxx!!!
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College Dosti Roxxx!!!
A sweet line after a huge fight: "Chal sale
ab 1 thanda toh pila"
A sweet line for a friend when scolded
from
teacher: "Chhod na yaar ye sali pagal hai.
Apne piche hi padi rehti hai"
A sweet line when a group member
absent:
"Sala kahi ladki k sath hoga"
A sweet line when any of our friend got
dumped: "Chhod na sali tere type ki nahi
thi"
A sweet line to your friends when we were
blank at exams: "Sale kitni sheet bharega?
Muje bhi to bata"
A sweet line when all group got punished:
"Sab teri wajah se hua kaminey"
With tears, the sweetest line when all
separate: "Jaa sale hum toh chhote log hai
na,
tum bade log humse baat thodi karoge"
Like if u Love ur kameene frnds
Without frnds Life iS NothinG
Dost kitne bhi kaminey ho but jaan hote
hai ♥ :)
A sweet line after a huge fight: "Chal sale
ab 1 thanda toh pila"
A sweet line for a friend when scolded
from
teacher: "Chhod na yaar ye sali pagal hai.
Apne piche hi padi rehti hai"
A sweet line when a group member
absent:
"Sala kahi ladki k sath hoga"
A sweet line when any of our friend got
dumped: "Chhod na sali tere type ki nahi
thi"
A sweet line to your friends when we were
blank at exams: "Sale kitni sheet bharega?
Muje bhi to bata"
A sweet line when all group got punished:
"Sab teri wajah se hua kaminey"
With tears, the sweetest line when all
separate: "Jaa sale hum toh chhote log hai
na,
tum bade log humse baat thodi karoge"
Like if u Love ur kameene frnds
Without frnds Life iS NothinG
Dost kitne bhi kaminey ho but jaan hote
hai ♥ :)
PROVE THAT :- HUM = TUM ?
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PROVE THAT :- HUM = TUM ?
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1 ) ART STUDENT :- OUT OF COURSE
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2) COMERCE STUDENT :- WRONG QUESTION
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3) MEDICAL STUDENT :- WtF!! its impossible
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4) ENGINEERING STUDENT :- its so simple hmm LET SEE
HUM = WE = 'V'
TUM = YOU = 'U'
as ,
=> v = u+at [ Newton 1st law ]
wen t = 0 , ( at midnight )
=> v= u + 0
=> v = u
=> HUM = TUM
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HEnce proved
Engineers Rox
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1 ) ART STUDENT :- OUT OF COURSE
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2) COMERCE STUDENT :- WRONG QUESTION
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3) MEDICAL STUDENT :- WtF!! its impossible
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4) ENGINEERING STUDENT :- its so simple hmm LET SEE
HUM = WE = 'V'
TUM = YOU = 'U'
as ,
=> v = u+at [ Newton 1st law ]
wen t = 0 , ( at midnight )
=> v= u + 0
=> v = u
=> HUM = TUM
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HEnce proved
Engineers Rox