Boyfriend & Girlfriend On Mobile.
Boy:kesi Ho...??
Girl: F9
Boy: Missing Me..?
Girl:-
Boy: Yar Meri Tabiyat Khrab Hai
Girl:-
Boy: Aaj Kaisa Din Guzra...??
Girl:-
Boy: Busy Ho...??
Girl: Umhm
Boy:- Koi Paas Hai...??
Girl: Na.
Boy: To Pagal Ki Bachi Muh Se Kuch Bol Bhi,
Apne Baap Ki Shaklay Q Send Kar Rahi Hai.
Girl:-. Hahaha
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Showing posts with label bf gf jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bf gf jokes. Show all posts
The word boob is the
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The word "Boob" is d perfect description & drawing 4 wat it symbolises
U See,
B : Top View
oo: Front View
b: Side View
This is what we call drawing!
:P
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Boy and girl of class 2
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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A guy walks up to a girl ans says
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*?
She says: What's that? .....
He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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Come here take off ur pants
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Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!
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In a bathroom a boy
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In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
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3 feelings ...
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
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School me bache ke
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
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Last night I desperately
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Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body.
I had to go to bed without you....
where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
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A young girl after her honeymoon
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
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I want to suck u
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I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how I … eat an ice cream!
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Santa sent SMS to his boss
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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later Santa sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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A man says to his wife
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A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S
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Sex is like nokia
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Sex is like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
like pepsi (ask for more) and
like samsung (everybody is invited)
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Its the thing
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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Johnny wanted to
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Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
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Love is a gamble
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Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name
What is the difference
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What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?
Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SEXY
&
The Boy
.
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A CHURCH BELL! ;)
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A man while
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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Pushpa you are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
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School me bache ke
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
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