Wifes raksha bandhan ke liye maike jatee hai .

Wifes raksha bandhan ke liye maike jatee hai .
aur
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jab husband ki yad aati hai to aise romantic sms send karti hai

"Meri mohabbat ko apne dil me
dhund lena,
Aur haan! Aaatte ko achhi tarah
goondh lena...!!
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Mil jaaye agar pyar to khona nahi,
Pyaaz kaat te waqt bilkul rona
nahi...!!
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Mujhse rooth jaane ka bahana achha
hai,
Thodi der aur pakaao Aaloo abhi
kaccha hai..!
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Mil ke fir khushiyo ko baatna hai,
Tamatar zara bareek hi kaatna hai...!!
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Log hamari mohabbat se jal na
jaaye,
Chaawal time pe dekh lena kahi Gal
na jaye...!!
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Kaisi lagi ghazal bata dena,
Namak kam lage to aur mila
lena...!!!.

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Pyare BHAIYA Rakhi ke tyohar

Pyare BHAIYA  Rakhi ke tyohar par apko meri aur se subhkamnayeFrom: KATRINA KAIF."Mere phone me balence nahi tha to tumhare JIJAJI ke phone se SMS kiya hai...
Ek ldki apni frnd se mil ke aa gai apne premi se

Ladki - ha yr bt ldka rich family se lgta h

Frnd- acha tujhe kaise pta

Ladki- ary yr jb wo mere ps aaya kiss krne ki liye tb uske muh se pyaj ki khusbu aa rhi ti

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kal mai tumhare liye rakhi

Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?

Classic ans

boy-agar kal mai tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu bandhne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..

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"RAKHI" coming be alert...

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RED ALERT:
Jawano dhyan de

Agar koi Anjan Ladki aapko koi
"GIFT"
de to Kripya use na le.

Kyonki Usme
"RAKHI"
ho sakti he

Aapki zara si Laparvahi aapko
"bhai"
bana sakti h.

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