On the set of KBC...
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses
His girlfriend to ask the answer.
Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds
To answer and your time starts now!
Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.
Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!!
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Showing posts with label whatsapp messages. Show all posts
funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, whatsapp messages, veg jokes, Jokes, adult jokes, 18+ jokes, non-veg jokes,
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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhe di hai,
Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe battis daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, whatsapp messages, veg jokes, Jokes, adult jokes, 18+ jokes, non-veg jokes,
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Girls Ki Upar Ki Sab Cheez 'B' Se Shuru Hoti Hai.
Bl@use
Br@
B!k!n!
B@ @Bs
Aur
Niche Ki 'P' Se...
Petic@t
P@nty
Per!@d
Pu$$y.
Is Liye Admi Ko B.p Ki Bimari Hoti Hai
Jordar Aayu Market Ma.
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funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, whatsapp messages, veg jokes, Jokes,
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Normal Sardars.
;-)
"Jo Bole So Nihaal."
.;-)
But
:-)
Dr Manmohan Singhb-)
"Jo Bole
So-Nia Aur Uska Laal."
Din Muskurate Bite.
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Main aadat hu uski
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Main Aaadt Hu Uski Wo Zarurt H Meri,
Main Farmaish Hu Uski Wo Ibadhat H Meri.
Itni Aasani Se Kaise Nikal Du Use Dil Se,
Main Khawb Hu Uska Wo Haqiqut H Meri.
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Finally everyone told
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Finally everyone Told 'I Lost The BATTLE'
But
I Will Win..May Not Be Now But 'DEFENTLY'
Finally My Friends Said 'I Am GONE'
But
I am Like A "PHEONIX".
I Will Come Back For 'SURE'
Finally I Came To Know 'I Lost My HOPES'
But
I Will Not "Give Up"
I Will Come Back 'STRONGLY'
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Mehfil jab lagi
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Mehfil Jab Lagi Thi Yaaro Ki,
Mujhko Bhi Bulawa Aaya Tha.
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Kaise ,Na Jate Hum?
Unki Kasmein Dekar Jo Bulwaya Tha.
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Jab Kehne Ko Kuch Kaha Gaya,
To Khayal Unka Hi Aaya Tha.
Fir Akshr-akshr Jod K Maine,
Dil Ka Dard Sunaya Tha.
Tab Aansu Uski Yado K,
Na-Na Krte Nikal Gye.
Jo Smjhe Wo Khamosh Rhe:-),
Baaki Wah Wah Krte Nikl Gye.
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Kisi ne mujhse pucha.. to admins
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Kisi Ne Mujse Pucha:
Tum Busy Hote Hue Bhi
Page Pe Post Karne K Liye
Time Kaise Nikal Lete Ho?
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I Replied:-
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Rishto Ko 'Value' Dena Sikho,
'Waqt' Apne Aap Mil Jayega.
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Teri aankho ki.. mast shayari
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Teri Aankho Ki Wo Namkeen Gandagiyaann.
Teri Julfo Ki Lehraati Rushiyaan.
Teri Hansi Ki Beparwaah Besarmiyaannnn.
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Nahi Seh Paunga Me.
Jab Tak Hai Jann.
Jab Tak Hai Jaan.
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Panchi keh rahe hai
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Panchi Keh Rahe Hai Ki Hum
Chaman Chod Denge,
Aur Sitare Keh Rahe Hai Ki Hum
Gagan Chod Denge,
Agar Tere Ishq Mein Mai Mar
Bhi Jau Ae Sanam,
Tum Dilse Pukar Lena Hum
Kafan Chod Denge.
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Tumhari chahat ney
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Tumhari Chahat Ney Aansu Ke Tohfey Diye,
Batoun Ne Yaado Ke Tohfe Diye,
Isliye Andhero Se Lipat Kar Ro Pade Hum,
Qki Ujaalo Ne Bahut Se Dhoke Diye.:(
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Uski khushi ki khatir
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Uski Khushi Ki Khatir,
Maine Kitne Gam Chhupaye.
Agar Hum Ek Baar Rote,
Toh Uska Shaher Doob Jata.!
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Soch samaj lena
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"Soch Samaj Lena Qadam Uthane Se Pehle,
"Kahin Kho Na Jao Manzil Ane Se Pehle.
"Mukhlis Dost Se Mehrom Ho Na Jao Kahi,
"Ye Soch Lena Use Azmane Se Pehle.
"Tumhare Sheene Main Bhi Dharakta Ha Ek Dil,
"Ye Soch Lena Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se Pehle.
"Umar Bhar Kaun Kis Ke Liye Rota Ha,
"Log Sirf Aansu Bahate Hai Dafnane Se Pehle.
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Jhooti muhabbat wafa k waade
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Jhooti Muhabbat,
Wafa K Waade,
Iqrar Ki Qasmain.
Kitna Kuch Karte Hai Log,
Kisi Ko Barbad Karne K Liye.
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Meri har dhadkan aap k
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Meri Har Ek Dhadkan Aap Ke Liye Hai
Meri Har Ek Muskurahat Aap Ke Liye Hai
Aap Ke Ada Mere Dilko Churane Ke Liye Hai
Ab Toh Meri Yeah Zindagi Bhi Aap Ke Liye hai…
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Dil ne tera pyar par
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Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya..
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Nigahen apji pehchan
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Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari…
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Zindagi me hamesha
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Zindagi Mai Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge !
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Teri awaz tere roop
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Teri Awaz Tere Roop Ki Pahchan Hai
Tere Dil Ki Dhadkan Me Dil Ki Jaan Hai
Na Sunu Jis Din Teri Bate
Lagta Hai Us Roz Ye Jism Hi Bejaan Hai…
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Tumhara dukh hum
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Tumhara dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
Bhari mehfil mein kuch keh nahi sakte,
Hamare girte hue aansuo ko pad kar dekho,
Woh bhi kehte hai ke hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte…
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