A Marwadi having no children

A Marwadi having no children  , no money �� �� �� ��, no home  and a blind mother ��...
Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style..

God is very pleased �� with his prayer, and............
Grants him one wish........... just one !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marwadi says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is -
'I want my Mom  to SEE my wife  putting, Rupees twenty million �� worth of diamonds    around my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz �� parked near the swimming pool  of our new 5 acre bungalow �� in Beverly Hills.'

GOD: Damn it �� ! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadis  �� 

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Some jokes on marwari's

1. Marwari: Yeh banana kaise
diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Marwari : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka
milega.
Marwari: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh
aur kela de de.
2. Marwari on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwari: To phir bahar wale
kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha
hai ???
3. Marwari 14th floor se neeche
gira Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki
khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate
hue dekha to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
4. Marwari ne Sheikh ko khoon de
ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar
di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat
padi,
Marwari ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale
laddu gift kiye,
Marwari : (Gusse se): Mercedes
kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare
andar bhi Marwari ka khoon daud
raha hai:)
5. Marwari called a newspaper
office and asked: Mera Chacha
mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwari : Oh bahut zyaada hain,
Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be
minimum 6 words!
Marwari : Oh ho! Zara sochne
do..... Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for
Sale ..
6. Marwari asks a Taxi Driver: CP
wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Marwari ne jeb se lunchbox nikala
or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete
aana.
7. Marwari ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke
paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..!
Warna main to bhookha hi mar
jaoonga
8. Titanic Ke Saath Marwari Bhi
Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha
Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Marwari: Shukar Hai Maine Return
Ticket Nahin Khareeda....forward kar Dena bhaiya ko....

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Ek din callgirl rote huye

Ek din callgirl rote huye marwadi ke ghar se nikalti hai..
Kisi ne pucha kya hua? paise nahi diye kya kanjus ne..
callgirl:- Paise ?? Saale ne chai bhi mere dhudh se banai....

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