On the set of KBC...
A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses
His girlfriend to ask the answer.
Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds
To answer and your time starts now!
Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.
Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka?
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!!
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funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, whatsapp messages, veg jokes, Jokes, adult jokes, 18+ jokes, non-veg jokes,
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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhe di hai,
Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe battis daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, whatsapp messages, veg jokes, Jokes, adult jokes, 18+ jokes, non-veg jokes,
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Girls Ki Upar Ki Sab Cheez 'B' Se Shuru Hoti Hai.
Bl@use
Br@
B!k!n!
B@ @Bs
Aur
Niche Ki 'P' Se...
Petic@t
P@nty
Per!@d
Pu$$y.
Is Liye Admi Ko B.p Ki Bimari Hoti Hai
Jordar Aayu Market Ma.
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funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, whatsapp messages, veg jokes, Jokes,
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Normal Sardars.
;-)
"Jo Bole So Nihaal."
.;-)
But
:-)
Dr Manmohan Singhb-)
"Jo Bole
So-Nia Aur Uska Laal."
Din Muskurate Bite.
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4 sardar train k piche and many more jokes series
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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha.
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.
Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?
Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H
Sent Message Matlab
Khushbu Wala Message
Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Que. the :
1. China kis Desh me he.?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....
Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hu..
1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir
Gaya.
Pujari Ne Aarti Di.
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?
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Ans-
Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola
Happy B'day Hanumanji.
Flight me ek baar
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Flight me ek baar santa ke saath ek bahut sexy ladki baith jati hai.
Dono "hello" karte hai.
Santa dekhta hai ladki sex ki kitab padh rahi hai.
Dono me thodi der baad baatchit hoti hai to ladki santa ko batati hai "tumhe maloom hai is book main likha hai jaat ka loda sabse bada hota hai aur muslim ka sabse mota"
"waise aapka naam kya hai?"
Santa - "Muhammad Chaudhary"��
1 mendak pandit k pas gaya
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1 Mendhak Pandit K Pas Gya Or
Apna Future Pucha.
Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki Milegi Or
Tera Dil Le Jayegi!
Mendhak Khushi Se-Wo Milegi Kha?
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Pandit- Biology Lab Me !!!
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Agar aap aur apke
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Agar Aap Aur Aapke Life Partner,
Hamesha Khush Aur
Sukhi Jeevan Bitana Chahte Hain To
Istemaal Kre
Kohinoor
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Basmati Rice.
Acha Khaoge Tabhi To Achha Soch Paoge.
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Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe
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Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Wah Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bh0sdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari,
Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!
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Husband to hotel manager
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Husband To Hotel Manager: Jaldi Chalo!
Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena
Chahti Hai
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Manager: What Can I Do?
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Husband: Kamine,
Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai.??
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Hum bhool jane wale
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Hmm Bhool Jane Wale Dost Ko Maaf Nhi Karte H,
Hmm Bhool Jane Wale Dost Ko Maaf Nhi Karte H.
Joota Nhi Marte H Bas Moja Sungha Dete H.
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Teacher asked Pappu
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Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
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Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist
Who Comes From Other Country To
Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!!!
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Ek budha machhar apne
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Ek Budha Machhar Apne Pote Ko,
Samjhate Hua Bata Raha Tha.
Budha Machhar: Beta Aaj Kal To,
Khoon Chusna Bohat Asaan Ho Gaya Hai,
Lekin Hamare Zamane Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hota Tha.
Pota: Aisa Kyu Hota Tha Bade Papa?
Budha Machhar: Beta,
Kyun Ki Us Time Ladkiyan Poore Kapde Pehna Karti Thi.
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Height of coolness
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Heights Of Coolness.!!
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Two Best Friends Coming Out Of The
Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hands..
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First Friend: Which Paper Was It??
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Second Friend: I Guess It Was Maths.
Not Sure
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1st: (Surprisingly): You Read The Question Paper??
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2nd: No..!
I Saw A Girl Sitting Besides Me Using A Calculator.
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Bunty to dada ji
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Bunty: Dada Ji,
Kya Aap Badaam Khate Hain?
Dada Ji: Nahi, Mere Daant Nahi Hain.
Bunty: To Yein Badaam Rakhiye,
Main School Se Aakar Le Lunga.
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Teacher asked student
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Teacher : "Lofer" Aur"Offer" Main
Kya Farak Hai??
Student : Very Simple Mam,
Agar Ladka "I LOVE YOU"
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Bole To "Lofer" Aur Ladki Bole To Offer.
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Alok nath in dhoom 4
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"ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
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Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj
Nikle Charon Aur.
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Irade Hain Kanyadaani
Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon
Kanyadaan Karne
Aaj Chale Hain Hum.
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Bhikari ek rupia de do
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Bhikari: Sahab Ek Rupya De Do.
Sahab: Tumhe Sharam Nahi,
Road Par Khade Hokar Bheek Mangte Ho,
Bhikari: Abe Tere Ek Rupye K Liye,
Office Kholu Kya..!
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Kashmir aur biwi me kya?
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Kashmir Aur Biwi Mein Kya Samaanta Hai.
Waise To Dono Hi Samasya Hai.
Par Padosi Nazar Daale Toh Gussa Aata Hai.
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Beti to mom
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Beti-mom, He's Just A Friend!
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Maa-humne Duniya Dekhi Hai Beta!!!
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2 Litre Petrol Jalaake,
Ghar Aanewala Just Friend Nahi Hota!
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