Girl and boy joke

Girl: I'm Jealous. When Others Girls R Looking At U Boy: Don't Be Jealous, Baby Girl: Why? Boy: 'Cause You Have Something That They Don't. Girl: What? Boy: My Heart :)

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Ek ladka aur ladki

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

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Height of misconception

Height of Misconception... Diagram in book was not clear, So madam drew the Diagram on Blackboard & Announced- "Don't look at book's figure, Look at my figure"

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Gaur farmaiye...,

Gaur farmaiye...,

Mainey ek boond se Sagar bana liya.,

Wa, wa, wah...

Maine ek boond se sagar bana liya..

Regards,
Sagar's father

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Ek Kaala husband Apni biwi se bola

Ek Kaala husband Apni biwi se bola
“Mera bacha pyara hona chahiye.”
Biwi:”Dekho ji choice is yours…..
Payara chaiye,ya hamara chahiye..?

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Madam Askd Pappu

Old but vei funny,Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds
baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to
kitne baki bach gaye?
Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge.
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachenge, lekin
tumhari soch muje pasand aayi.
Pappu: Madam, mera bi 1 sawal Hai. 3
ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain... 1 chaat
kar, 1 kaat kar aur 1 choos kar ... To
konsi shadi shuda Hai?
Teacher(sharmate hue): Jo choos rahi
Hai
Pappu: Nahi, jiske gale me mangalsutra
hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi...

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Sharma Ji Ki Party Mein Dinner

Sharma Ji Ki Party Mein Dinner Karte Hue Verma Ji Ke Paas Mrs Sharma Akar Boli.
“Bhaisaab, Aapne To Kuch Liya Hi Nahi”
Aur Ek Chicken Ka Leg-Piece Uthha Ke Unki Plate Mein Rakh Diya.
Party Khatam Hone Par Sharma Ji Ne Verma Ji Se Puchha.
“Khana Kaisa Tha?”
Verma Ji: “Dishes To Sabhi Badiya Thi, Par End MeinBhabhi Ji Ne Jo Taang Utha Ke Di, Maza Aa Gaya“

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Judge: you want to divorce your

Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.��

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Munni nahaney gayi

Munni nahaney gayi
kapde utare
darwaza baja ��
Munni: KAUN?

Jawab aaya: POSTMAN 

Kapde pehen k letter liya✉

phir nahane gayi kapde utare
darwaza baja ��
boli: KAUN?

Jawab aya: DHOBI

Kapde pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya.

Phir nahane gayi
kapde utare
darwza baja ��
Munni phir boli: KAUN ?

Jawab aya: sameer
padosan ka beta jo ANDHA hai 

Munni ne socha kya farq padtha hain agar kapde nahi pehne
aise he chali gayi
darwaza khola
Sameer ne mithaai di ����

MUNNI: kis khushi mein

Sameer: meri Aankhein theek ho gayi hain  

AB PATA CHALA Munni KAISE badnam huyi...?

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WIfe:Udaas Q Ho?

WIfe:Udaas Q Ho?
Santa-Aaj Meri Maa aur Behen Alag-Alag Ho Gaye!

Wife:KoI GaL NaI Ji,
Ab Mai Aa Gayi Hu Na!
Mai ApkI
Maa-Behen Ek kar Dungi

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Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K

Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100 Putra the: PANDU Ke Sirf 5
Aisa Q?
Student:sir, kyu ki Jinki Aankhe
Hoti H,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote
Hai....

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The difference between being

The difference between being holy and being
horny is knowing the difference between...
I am doing Pooja and
I am doing Pooja.!!

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Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.., baharon ka shehzada..;

32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada...

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Kiss krte hue bhale hi naak beech mein naa aati ho

Kiss krte hue bhale hi naak beech
mein naa aati ho bt
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Bandi ladke k haath zaroor pakad
leti hai
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Jo samajh gaya wo like thok do or
baaki saare nirmal baba k pravachan suno kirpa
aayegi !!!

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Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law

Angry Husband sent SMS to
mother-in-law:
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY'
Smart mother-in-law replied:
SEAL BROKEN
WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE!

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Kisi Party Mein Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Mulaqat Hui

Kisi Party Mein Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Mulaqat Hui.

Ladki: “What Is Your Name?”

Ladka: “Black Lion”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Oye Majak Kar Rahe Ho Kya?”

Ladka: “Nahi, Iska Matlab Hai Kaloo Singh”

Ladki: “Oh! Achha”

Ladka: “Ji, Aapka Kya Naam Hai?”

Ladki: “Soft Underwear”

Ladka: “Oye Ab Tu Majak Kar Rahi Hai?”

Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, It Means, Komal Chaddha“

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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya

Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya.
Vidya - Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nahi hota?
Rajnknt - Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???��

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I feel sorry for the kids

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next
generation
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They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
"Sent msgs" ,
And "browser history"

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You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged

"You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged:- 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?"
At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story

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5 GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING!

5 GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING! .
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1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday.
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2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body.
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3) F***ing refreshes you.
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4) After F***ing don't eat too much go for more
liquids.

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5) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level.

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"FASTING" is good for your health.

By the way, .

Wat were you thinking?

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