An CA Found Rs. 100/-

An CA Found Rs. 100/-
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
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Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay.
Manager handed him to police
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Became free..
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Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT..

We Study to Save :P

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An Engineer having no child

An CA having no child, no
money,
no home, blind mother, prays to
God... 

God says he will grant him ONE
wish!

CA: I want my mother to
see my
wife putting diamond bangles
on my
child's hands,in our new
bungalow!

God: Damn! I still have a lot to
learn from these CA !!

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Question in Exam

Question in Exam:
Define LOVE and explain in details? (16 marks)

BTech Student's Ans:
"Love is Life.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)

Medical Student's Ans:
"Love is Pain.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)

AA Student's Ans:

Definition:
A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship
between Men & Women that can cause Death
of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!!

TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers,
but nowdays can be found in any age...

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or Mother's Sandle....
(marks 16 out of 16)

MORAL:
Don't Play with Managers,
They can do any thing for 16 marks...:D \m/

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Reporter kasab ki phasi

Reporter kasab ki phasi ke pehle:" aapko
kaisa laga 4 saal india me reh kar.. ??
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KASAB:"mujhe pata nahi tha k
mein yaha 4 saal rahunga..
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Nahi toh Mai Ca aur CS Kar Leta.. :p :O :D

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"CA" chahiye..!

Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.!
dukh de.
tension de.!
Barbad kar de.!

Mere pichhe har mushkil Laga de.!

GOD-Abe saale 1 Line me bol na
"CA" chahiye..!:P:

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Kingfisher assistant

Kingfisher assistant:"sir
pichale 15 dino me ek bhi
bottle nahi biki..
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Vijay Malya:"jara CA/CS instutute me phone lagao aur
pucho result kab
hai..:p :O :D :D

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MBA to CA Student

MBA to CA Student: Can u kiss that pretty
Girl.
CA Student: Yes Of Course!!
MBA: If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!
CA Student: O.K Done!!
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CA Student gone to near that Girl&Said:
I Can Kiss u without Touching you!
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Girl: Impossible n (laugh)
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CA Student: Lagi 500 Rs ki...
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Girl: O.K Done!
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CA Student Tightly Kissed her!
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Girl Soughted: you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!
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CA Student: O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500
Rupee
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CA Student Received Rs 1000 fromMBA &
give Rs 500 to that Girl
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Net Profit by CA Student: Rs 500 + 1 Kiss :p :O

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CA/CS Students are always the best..

CA/CS Students are always the best..
Look how we study
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1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to
frndz. :O

2) Plan each day to study but end
of d day:
"Kal se pakka":P

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A charming personality,

A charming personality,
having attitude is an Army 0fficer...!
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Lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor...!
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Lots of brain and monEy is a chartered accountant...!
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No money,
No cuTenes,
No personality
No charm and still have attitude is a STUDENT or a student Pursuing Chartered Accountant

:D:p

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Life of a CA Student

Life of a CA Stdnt.
- Oneside love..
- Silent mode mobiles..
- Bus stand comedies..
- Escape from Seminars..
- Boring Last lectures ..
- Birthday treats..
- Last minute preparation..
- Overnight study 4 next day's Exam..
- Friend's family functions.
- Internal marks problem.
- Mass bunk 4 a film..
- Shortage of pocket money:P
But Still They r Proud to b a CA stdnt :) ♥

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Hum CA Hain.... .

Hum CA Hain.... 
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CA Song
Sari umra hum mar- mar k jee liye
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Ek pal to ab hume pine do- pine do 
Give me some
White wine,
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Give me some red,
Give me another glass,
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I wanna drink it once again,
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Kandho ko beer k bojh ne jhukaya,
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Daru pina to khud dosto ne sikhaya,
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99% Marks laoge to whisky,
Varna desi,
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Haath me pada beer, rum, vodka ka chaala,
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Cocktail- mocktail ne pura bachpan jala dala,
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Bachpan to gaya,
Girlfrnd bhi gayi,
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Ek pal to ab hume
Pine do- pine do.

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Bill Gates allegedly once said

Bill Gates allegedly once said- 
" I never look at what has been done, I only look at what is yet to be done" 

.... ICAI reproduced it by saying- 
"We never see what you studied, we only see what/which part of portion you left" :P :D :'(

Saare bolo 'Jai ICAI' :')

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Dedicate to those friends whosoever have result today

Dedicate to those friends whosoever have result today:
* I hope you will successful but be down-to-earth with everyone, keep on improving your abilities. 

For those who thinks they will get negative results: 
* People will talk about your failure for 4-5 days nothing more than that. If those people will talk more days on the same topic, think he/she don't have work or he or she is not at all your friend or closed one.
* Because well-educated people will not talk about your failure, he/she will lift you up and helped you for your success.
* Never think about instant success because without hardwork nothing can be achieved.
* Mind well "Akad aur aukaad hamesha asmaan pe rehne chahiye, aur sapne sach banane ki aukad har ek me hai sirf raste ki talash hai... Raste me koi gir jaaye utha lena usko use akad kabhi kam nahi hogi...."
* Be positive and inspire from those whom you think he/she is inspirational.
* Failure always increases the taste of the victory.
* If you pass you'll get responsibility and if one fails he get a chance to present him/herself better then earlier.
* "Karm karte raho, fal ki chinta mat karo"-Shri mad bhagvad gita

Hope I increase your self-confidence.

Regards, 
Admin

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7 signs of a CA student which

7 signs of a CA student which shows that tomorrow is his result......
1. Gudgud in stomach
2. Apne aap ko ye dilasa dena ki kal aane me time h
3. Non-stop online rhna 
4. bahut saara khana khana.. kya pta kal ho to kya ho.
5. Time calculating after every 30 mins
6. Ye sochna ki result hi to h. not a big deal.. but ander se lagi pdi h sbki.
7. Mumma ki har do min bad ki warning type notifications ki kal to result h mere bete ka rank ayga rank.. :) :( :-/

-Dedicated to results awaiting friends...

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