A Perfect Girl:
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Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai,
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
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Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati Hai.
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Showing posts with label girls msg. Show all posts
Only girls
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Only Girls Have The Superpower,
To Use 5rs. Balance In Their Phone,
To Talk To Their Mummy, Papa,
Chacha,
Mama, Maami, And Finally Bf.
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Because "Missed Calls" "!!
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Mere taraf se...spcly 4 girlz...
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Mere taraf se...spcly 4 girlz...
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Pass this advice to all girls: -
Do not play with "DOGS" You may get
rabies.!
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And do not play with :-
"BOYS" you may get babies.!
Hahahaha
BOYZ ROCKS...
Janhit me jari
Samundar Ke Gile Ret Pr 1 Ladka Baitha Tha..
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Samundar Ke Gile Ret Pr 1 Ladka Baitha Tha..
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Usne Apne Sath Baithi Ladki Se Pucha:"
"Tum Bolti Q Nhi ??
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To Bade Hi Romentic Andaz Me,
Vo Palke Jhuka Kar Muskurayi
Aur Ret Pe Likha-
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Mere Muh Me GUTKA Hai...
Girl Facts !!
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Girl Facts !!
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always
have a boyfriend To confirm that
2. The nicer she is... the quicker u will be
dumped!!!!!
3. the more the makeup, the worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are
beautiful.Remaining 1% would always be in
your college / office." ..... ..100 % true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can
never be her Brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you
too, she will Let you know in about 10 years
from now ,when you are committed..
7. the more you ignore a girl, the more she'll
want to be friends With you.
8. Theory of relativity.... The more u run
towards a hot chick.... the more she goes away
from u...
9.Even if you got her out alone... just when you
are about to let her know about your
feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I
guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are
to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat,
the more probability the long lost friend she
discovered is a handsome superman, who beats
you in everything 9: 1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the
girl, the longer it takes before things work out,
but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and
speaks to you Will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first
time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or
married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur
head, money,heal th and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more
seriously her dad Will hate u
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly
proportional to The number of bullets her dad
will be showering at you
It doesn't matter how many people you share
this with, just remember if you enjoyed reading
it, your friends will love it too.
True Love
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�� True Love ��
Boy : Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai magar tumhe apni palko par bitha ke ghumaunga,usske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai magar tumhe dil me rakhunga, mere paas usske jitne paise bhi nahi hai magar tumhe mazdoori kar ke khilaunga, aur kya chaiye tumhe..???
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Girl friend : Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya..?? Chal apne uss DOST ka number de....
"Because Your Wife DOES NOT WORK....???"
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��Must Read��.....
"Because Your Wife
DOES NOT WORK....???"
Ek Husband Complain karta hai ki woh thak chuka hai kam karke aur chahta hai ki uski patni bhi uska sath de paise kamane me kyunki use lagta hai ki 'USKI PATNI KUCH NAHI KARTI'
kuch sawal jawab ek doctor aur pati ke bichme.
Doctor: paisa kamane ke liye aap kya karte ho.
Pati: main ek bank me accountant hu
Doctor:aapki Wife ?
Pati:WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
Doctor:subah aapke ghar pe nasta kaun banata hai aapki family ke liye
PATI: meri patni kyunki WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
Doctor : aapki patni subah nasta banane ke liye kitne baje uthti hai
PATI:woh subah 5 baje uthkar pehle ghar ki safai karti hai fhir nasta banati hai
Doctor: bachcho ko school kaun le jata hai
PATI : meri patni kyuki WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
DOCTOR:bachco ko school chodne ke baad woh kya karti hai
PATI : woh market jati hai phir ghar jakar khana banati hai kapde dhoti hai par aapko pata hai WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI
DOCTOR : shaam ko ghar aakar aap kya karte ho
PATI: main thoda aaram karta hu kyunki pure din kaam karke main thak jata hu
Doctor : aur aapki patni kya karti hai
PATI:woh khana banati hai bachcho ko khilati hai mujhe bhi khana parosti hai phir bartan dhoti hai ghar ki safai karti phir bachcho ko sulati hai .
Upar likhi hui kahani se aapko kya lagta hai?
Roz ki bhagdaud me aapki patni subah jaldi uthti hai aur rat ko bhi der se soti hai phir bhi aapko lagta hai ki WOH KUCH NAHI KARTI?
PATNI ko kisi certificate ki jarurat nahi hai par unka hona bahut hi mayne rakhta hai unka kaam koi nahi kar sakta.
Toh apni patni ki kadar karo kyunki unki kurbaniya anginat hai isliye samjho aur unka hamesa sath do
All abt a WOMAN ..
Jab woh chup rehti hai tab hazaro sawal unke maan me aate hai
Jab woh kuch nahi kehti tab woh gahrai se sochti .
Jab woh aapki taraf dekhti tab woh sochti hai woh aapko itna pyar kyu karti hai jab ki aap uski kadar karte hi nahi ho
Jab woh aapko call karti hai tab woh janna chahti hai ki aap kaise ho
Jab woh aapko sms karti hai toh uske maan me yeh hota hai aap bhi reply kare
Jab woh aapko I love you, kehti hai tab dil se kehti hai
Jab woh kehti hai I miss you, matlab is duniya me aapko unse jyada koi yaad nahi kar sakta.
Jab woh kehti hai ki main aapke sath hamesa khadi rahungi tab woh patthar ki tarah aapke sath khadi rahengi
Ladies are always Special. Unhe duniya ka 8wa ajuba kaha jata hai.
Woh ek anmol ratna ki tarah hai jiski koi keemat nahi .
Aap unko kabhi dukh na de aur unko kabhi galat na samjhe.
U
Yeh aap har ek aurat ko bheje aur unhe garv mehsus hone de aur chehre par muskan laye ki unki is duniya main kitni kadar hai . . .
Ladkiya apna dupatta ladko ke
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Ladkiya apna dupatta ladko ke
samne hi kyu theek karti hain.?B-) .
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. Kyonki lutero ko dekhkar hi
daulat
ka ehsaas hota hai...!
boy ka popat ho gaya
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GIRL- i cheated
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Boy: So wat, Do you think i love
you?
I was also cheating you for past 2
yrs.
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She shouted and said:.....Kamine I
was talking about examss..
is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya
Suppose girls are genius. .
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Lets suppose girlzz are genius..
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hahahahahaahaha=)) mujh se to suppose b
nai ho raha
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tum log he try karlo... =))
A bOy BecOmes
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A bOy BecOmes Valuable When
a Girl DrOps A Tear fOr him....
But,,
A Girl BecOmes PrinCess When
A bOy DrOps A Tear fOr Her..!!!
muje teri help chaiye
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Girls :
1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.
2nd Gal - nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu
3rd Gal - yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
jaldi bulaya hai
4rt Gal - kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya
5ft - yaar aaj muje padhayi
kerni hai
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Boys :
1st Boy - yaar muje tumari help chaiye.
2nd Boy - kisi se panga ho gya kya
bol kitne bande bulau.
3rd Boy - majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan chalna hai
4rt Boy - bol kya baat hai ghar
vhar to baad mai chle jayenge
1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.
2nd Gal - nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu
3rd Gal - yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
jaldi bulaya hai
4rt Gal - kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya
5ft - yaar aaj muje padhayi
kerni hai
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Boys :
1st Boy - yaar muje tumari help chaiye.
2nd Boy - kisi se panga ho gya kya
bol kitne bande bulau.
3rd Boy - majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan chalna hai
4rt Boy - bol kya baat hai ghar
vhar to baad mai chle jayenge
What is the similarity between Dinosaur & An Innocent Girl ??
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What is the similarity between Dinosaur &
An Innocent Girl ??
Interesting right ??
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Think..
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Both Does not exist any more in this World..:p :O
Agree Boys ?? :D
An Innocent Girl ??
Interesting right ??
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Think..
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Both Does not exist any more in this World..:p :O
Agree Boys ?? :D
How do girls start a
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How do girls start a
conversation with each other on facebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh? :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
chupie mumiee loohh.. :D ::) :p?:*
and..
How do boys start a
conversation with each other on
facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur C**T%ye...:??
Boy 2 : Haan.. ! Bol..bc. :p
conversation with each other on facebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh? :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
chupie mumiee loohh.. :D ::) :p?:*
and..
How do boys start a
conversation with each other on
facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur C**T%ye...:??
Boy 2 : Haan.. ! Bol..bc. :p
Girl Facts !!
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Girl Facts !!
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend To confirm that
2. The nicer she is... the quicker uwill be dumped!!!!!
3. the more the makeup, the worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful.Remai ning 1% wouldalways be in your college / office."..... ..100 % true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her Brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will Let you know in about 10 years fromnow ,when you are committed..
7. the more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends With you.
8. Theory of relativity.... The moreu run towards a hot chick.... the more she goes away from u...
9.Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beatsyou in everything 9: 1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you Will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur head, money,heal th and leave u a totalwreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad Will hate u
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to The number of bullets her dad willbe showering at you
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend To confirm that
2. The nicer she is... the quicker uwill be dumped!!!!!
3. the more the makeup, the worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful.Remai ning 1% wouldalways be in your college / office."..... ..100 % true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her Brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will Let you know in about 10 years fromnow ,when you are committed..
7. the more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends With you.
8. Theory of relativity.... The moreu run towards a hot chick.... the more she goes away from u...
9.Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beatsyou in everything 9: 1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you Will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur head, money,heal th and leave u a totalwreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad Will hate u
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to The number of bullets her dad willbe showering at you
Don't mess With Women..
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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have
one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up
the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags
in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly
backs away to his car, and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car,
clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of
your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that
you have stolen this car and murdered the
owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the
trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing
nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration
papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that
you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls
out a clutch purse and hands it to the
officer. The officer snaps open the clutch
purse and examines the license. He looks
quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my
officers told me you didn't have a license,
that you stole this car, and that you
murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Now the lying bastard must have
also told you that I was speeding too !!! xD
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have
one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up
the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags
in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly
backs away to his car, and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car,
clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of
your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that
you have stolen this car and murdered the
owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the
trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing
nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration
papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that
you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls
out a clutch purse and hands it to the
officer. The officer snaps open the clutch
purse and examines the license. He looks
quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my
officers told me you didn't have a license,
that you stole this car, and that you
murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Now the lying bastard must have
also told you that I was speeding too !!! xD
DATING ADVICE:: this post is meant to educate all our single ladies.
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DATING ADVICE:: this post is meant to educate all our single ladies.
If I may ask, how many
Ladies knows
how to calculate their
menstrual
cycle?
To be able to difrentiate between their SAFE AND
UNSAFE
period.
Cos I wonder why a grown up Lady
will have sex when she's
OVULATING.
And at the end, she starts
looking for
means to get rid of the
pregnancy.
Does it mean that, it is CHILDREN
who have
sex these days?
ALWAYS PRACTICE "SAFE
SEX",
BEFORE YOU DAMAGE
YOUR WOMB
ENTIRELY !!!
If I may ask, how many
Ladies knows
how to calculate their
menstrual
cycle?
To be able to difrentiate between their SAFE AND
UNSAFE
period.
Cos I wonder why a grown up Lady
will have sex when she's
OVULATING.
And at the end, she starts
looking for
means to get rid of the
pregnancy.
Does it mean that, it is CHILDREN
who have
sex these days?
ALWAYS PRACTICE "SAFE
SEX",
BEFORE YOU DAMAGE
YOUR WOMB
ENTIRELY !!!
Woman's Day!!
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Woman's Day!!
"celebrate the Economic ,Political and Social Achievements of women"
1. KIRAN BEDI ( first Lady IPS Officer and Social Activist)
2. Marry Com ( Indian boxer -BRONZE MEDALIST in OLYMPIC )
3. Sunita Williams ( Indian American astronaut )
4. Lata Mangeskar( Indian Diva of Music)
4. Indira Nooyi (Chief Executive Officer of PepsiCo)
4. Ritu Kumar ( Indian Designer)
5. Kalpana Chawla (first Indian woman in space)
5. Aishwarya Rai bacchan ( Miss world)
6. Sonia Gandhi (President of the Indian National Congress party)
7. Saniya Mirza ( Tenis Player)
8. Sonika Kaliraman( Wrestler)
9. Sania Nehwal(first Indian medalist in Badminton at the Olympics
10. Nita Ambani( Chairman of Dhirubhai Ambani Foundation )
11. Nirbhaya (Damini)" Delhi Braveheart"
"celebrate the Economic ,Political and Social Achievements of women"
1. KIRAN BEDI ( first Lady IPS Officer and Social Activist)
2. Marry Com ( Indian boxer -BRONZE MEDALIST in OLYMPIC )
3. Sunita Williams ( Indian American astronaut )
4. Lata Mangeskar( Indian Diva of Music)
4. Indira Nooyi (Chief Executive Officer of PepsiCo)
4. Ritu Kumar ( Indian Designer)
5. Kalpana Chawla (first Indian woman in space)
5. Aishwarya Rai bacchan ( Miss world)
6. Sonia Gandhi (President of the Indian National Congress party)
7. Saniya Mirza ( Tenis Player)
8. Sonika Kaliraman( Wrestler)
9. Sania Nehwal(first Indian medalist in Badminton at the Olympics
10. Nita Ambani( Chairman of Dhirubhai Ambani Foundation )
11. Nirbhaya (Damini)" Delhi Braveheart"
Ladies (I'm Not Judging No One)
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Ladies (I'm Not Judging No One) But when
you always wearing little shorts, revealing
clothes, & always half naked...You think
men are looking at you cause ya sexy? The
truth Is the 1st thing that comes to mind
is sex & more sex. Because it simply shows you have no respect for yourself or
anyone else.
Men (I'm Not Judging No
One) But if you sagging your pants,
wearing them half way off your
behind..I'm sorry that ain't swagg! Cause
in prison that means you are another man girlfriend & it shows you have no respect
for yourself or anybody else. And ain't no
woman going to holla at you showing your
dirty draws...unless she has no morals or
business about herself. Pull your pants up
& be a gentleman.
Ladies & gentleman how you carry yourself will take you along
way & I'm sure neither one of you would
want to introduce someone like this to
your mother or father.
you always wearing little shorts, revealing
clothes, & always half naked...You think
men are looking at you cause ya sexy? The
truth Is the 1st thing that comes to mind
is sex & more sex. Because it simply shows you have no respect for yourself or
anyone else.
Men (I'm Not Judging No
One) But if you sagging your pants,
wearing them half way off your
behind..I'm sorry that ain't swagg! Cause
in prison that means you are another man girlfriend & it shows you have no respect
for yourself or anybody else. And ain't no
woman going to holla at you showing your
dirty draws...unless she has no morals or
business about herself. Pull your pants up
& be a gentleman.
Ladies & gentleman how you carry yourself will take you along
way & I'm sure neither one of you would
want to introduce someone like this to
your mother or father.