Chudari Das Ne Choti Umar Ki Ek Ladki Fasa Li, Aur Ek Din Uske Bholepan Ko Dekh Ke Ek Sher Likh Dala Nadaan Hai Itni Wo Ke Kuch Samajhti Hi Nahi, Chudari Das Seene Se Lipat Ke Puchti Hai, Ye Niche Se Kya Chubh Raha Hai?
Kya aap SEX karte hai
Kya aap SEX karte hai, Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain, Kya aap AIDS se darte hai, To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai, HATH chale to AIDS tale.
Ae kya kholti
Ae kya kholti tu Ae kya main kholu sun suna kholti kya panty bra kya karu kholke ye panti bra dalunga chodunga aur bacha paida karunga aur kya.
Raat khamosh hai chand madhosh
Raat khamosh hai chand madhosh hai kho raha hosh hai na tera dosh hai na ushka dosh hai beta chaddi utar ke dekh ye to swapnadosh hai
Bholi si surat Gaand main masti
Bholi si surat Gaand main masti door khadi sarmaye Ek Ball dikhlyae kabhi kabhi dusra ball dikhaye Meri nazar se tum dekho to raand nazar woh aaye
Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti
Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti; Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti; Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost; Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!
Akhiri Baar Unse Gale Milne Ki
Akhiri Baar Unse Gale Milne Ki Dastaan Vo Kuch Is Tarike Se Byaan Karte Hai
Hum Roye Is Kadar Unse Lipatkar,
Hum Roye Is Kadar Unse Lipatkar,
Wo Bole: "Daba Le - Daba Le Bhosdi Ke Par Kam Se Kam Natak To Mat Kar"
Na chahat hai sitaron ki
Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
na tamanna hai nazaaron ki,
aap jaisa ek dost mil jaaye,
maa chod denge saaro ki!
Arz Hai.........
Arz Hai.........
Wajud na jiska wo hasti kis kam ki,
Jaha dil n lage wo basti kis kam ki,
Tu musibat me ho or mai ake sabke lavde na laaga du
To Benchod apni ye Dosti kis kam ki...????
Ladkiyo Ko Bhool Ke Bhi Apna Dil Na Dena Dosto
Ladkiyo Ko Bhool Ke Bhi Apna Dil Na Dena Dosto,
Dil Ke Jazbat Ye Kya Janegi
Bina Bra Ke Apne Dudhu To Sambhal Nahi Sakti,
Hamara Dil Kya Ghanta Sambhalegi
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Unki Gali Se Guzare, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya,
Unki Gali Se Guzare, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya,
Uski Maan Bahar Aa Ke Boli,
Gand Faad Dungi Bhonsadi Ke Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya.
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Ustad Chudari das Ki Girlfriend
Ustad Chudari das Ki Girlfriend Life Mein Pahli Bar Unse Milne Aane Wali Thi,
Janab Ne Unka Intezar Karte Karte Ek Sher Likha, Jo Aap Logo Ke Samne Pesh Karta Hun
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Aaj Kona Kona Ghar Ka Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe Hai,
Kamra Apna Sara Khushbu Se Mahkaye Bethe Hai,
Hamari Deewangi Ka Alam To Dekho Mere Dosto,
Wo Raat Ko Aanewale Hai..
Aur Hum Dopahar Se Hi Condom Chadaye Bethe Hai
Lamha Lamha Waqt Yun Intezar Mein Gujar Jayega
Lamha Lamha Waqt Yun Intezar Mein Gujar Jayega,
Saat Fero Ke Saath Koi Ek Din Tumse Band Jaega.
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Bandi Ko Pakad Ke Chod Lo.
Kya Pata Hai Kaun Chuda Hua Tumare Gale Pad Jayega.
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Wah wah
Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Aur
Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!
WaWa WaWa WaWa.
Har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota
Har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota,
bohot zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota,
kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost,
kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota
Usne baja diya mera music bina dhol ke
Usne baja diya mera music bina dhol ke,
dil todh diya usne i hate u bole ke,
ek roz ja rahi thi wo mujhe bye bole ke,
to maine bhi lauda dikha diya chain khol ke!
Hamari Ek Muskuraht Pe Wo Apni
Hamari Ek Muskuraht Pe Wo Apni Choot Marwa Baithe,
Hamari Ek Muskuraht Pe Wo Apni Choot Marwa Baithe,
Wo Chaddi Pahenne Hi Wale The Ke Hum Phir Se Muskra Bethe.