CHEHRE pe gussa

Chehre Par Gussa, Man Mein Gaali. Goli Bhi Chala Li, Fir Bhi Dono Haath Khaali.

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Pati asjed aaj khane me kya bana rahi ho

Pati: Khana Kya Bana Rahi Ho? Patni: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Butter Naan Aur Sath Main Tumhare Liye Chilled Beer. . . . . . Pati: Khaana Bana Rahi Ho Ya . . Ch@tiya !!!!

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Waqt, dost aur rishte

Waqt, Dost Aur Rishte Ye Wo Chize Hai Jo Hume Muft Me Milti Hai Magar Inki Keemat Ka Tab Pata Chalta Hai, Jab Ye Kahi Kho Jati Hai.

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Sharabi road pe pada tha

Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha . . Police: Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai, Shrabi: Majburi Thi Sahab Police: Kya Mazburi Thi Saale . . . Shrabi: Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gya Tha, Isliye Puri Bottle Pini Padi.

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Santa aur banta ne

Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"

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Tum apun ko itna message karta hai

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai. Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai. Kya Iss Ke Peechay Koi Plan Hai; Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai! Mr Nice

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This message is strictly for

This Message Is Strictly For, Smart And Intelligent People; . . . . . . . . And If You Have Received It. Then Obviously It's A Technical Error.

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A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL APP USERS..

I WILL ALL MY APP AND BLOG USERS AND VERY INDEPENDENCE DAY..PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN..
TAKE CARE AND KEEP SMILING :)
WARM WISHES..
NISHANT JAIN

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funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, whatsapp messages, veg jokes, Jokes, adult jokes, 18+ jokes, non-veg jokes,

On the set of KBC... A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question. He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses His girlfriend to ask the answer. Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds To answer and your time starts now! Boy reads out the question and the 4 options. Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka? Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!!

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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe battis daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Girls Ki Upar Ki Sab Cheez 'B' Se Shuru Hoti Hai. Bl@use Br@ B!k!n! B@ @Bs Aur Niche Ki 'P' Se... Petic@t P@nty Per!@d Pu$$y. Is Liye Admi Ko B.p Ki Bimari Hoti Hai Jordar Aayu Market Ma.

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Normal Sardars. ;-) "Jo Bole So Nihaal." .;-) But :-) Dr Manmohan Singhb-) "Jo Bole So-Nia Aur Uska Laal." Din Muskurate Bite.

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4 sardar train k piche and many more jokes series

4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha.
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.
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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
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Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message
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Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Que. the :
1. China kis Desh me he.?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....
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Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hu..
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1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir
Gaya.
Pujari Ne Aarti Di.
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?
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Ans-
Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola
Happy B'day Hanumanji.

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1 mendak pandit k pas gaya

1 Mendhak Pandit K Pas Gya Or Apna Future Pucha. Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki Milegi Or Tera Dil Le Jayegi! Mendhak Khushi Se-Wo Milegi Kha? . . . . . Pandit- Biology Lab Me !!!

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Agar aap aur apke

Agar Aap Aur Aapke Life Partner, Hamesha Khush Aur Sukhi Jeevan Bitana Chahte Hain To Istemaal Kre Kohinoor . . . Basmati Rice. Acha Khaoge Tabhi To Achha Soch Paoge.

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Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha; Wah Wah! Pahle Sunn To Le Bh0sdi Ke! Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha; Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!

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Husband to hotel manager

Husband To Hotel Manager: Jaldi Chalo! Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai . . Manager: What Can I Do? . . . . Husband: Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai.??

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Hum bhool jane wale

Hmm Bhool Jane Wale Dost Ko Maaf Nhi Karte H, Hmm Bhool Jane Wale Dost Ko Maaf Nhi Karte H. Joota Nhi Marte H Bas Moja Sungha Dete H.

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Teacher asked Pappu

Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..? : : : : : : Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!!!

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Ek budha machhar apne

Ek Budha Machhar Apne Pote Ko, Samjhate Hua Bata Raha Tha. Budha Machhar: Beta Aaj Kal To, Khoon Chusna Bohat Asaan Ho Gaya Hai, Lekin Hamare Zamane Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hota Tha. Pota: Aisa Kyu Hota Tha Bade Papa? Budha Machhar: Beta, Kyun Ki Us Time Ladkiyan Poore Kapde Pehna Karti Thi.

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