Daya to acp

Daya - Sir, Manmohan Singh Delhi Me Media Conference Karne Wale Hai...! Abhijit - Kya, Manmohan Singh Media Conference Karne Wale Hai?? Daya - Ha, Abhijeet Manmohan Singh Media Conference Karne Wale Hai...! Acp - My God, Daya Pata Lagao, Pata Lagao K Kon Hai Wo Jo Manmohan Singh Ko Bolne K Liye Majboor Kar Raha Hai.

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iska matlab :P

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GULAB ke KANTE NAA

GULAB ke KANTE NAA dekho,
dekho uskE PHOOL.
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DIRECTION OF CURRENT is
given by FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE..:p
Wah wah!
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Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf..
The number u have dialed is
currently switched off..:p
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Wah wah!
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Chehre pe hai smile ankho mehai tear..
objects in convex mirror are closer than they appear.:p
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Wah wah! .
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Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisamilega.
Hum CID se hai, koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA..:p :O :D :D

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CID is Back Daya

CID is Back Daya : 

Aaj khane me roti sabzi orr daal hai
wah wah 

Aaj khane me roti sabzi or daal hai
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ACP : roti chodh uss khooni ki biwi ko to dekh
kya maaal hai :D

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After losing match

After losing match
In C.I.D

ABHIJEET: Sir INDIA match haar gaya...!

DAYA : Kya? India match haar gaya..?

ABHIJEET : Haan Daya India match haar gaya...

ACP : Oh my god toh iska matlb BANGLADESH match jeet gaya.....:-P

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Every episode of CID has these 3 things

Every episode of CID has these 3 things :
1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
Person : Hunnnhhh.... CIDEEEE :O:O
( As if he did the crime :P )
2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata tujhe..*Slaps*
*Criminal starts sobbing in the CIDBureau*
Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(
3. ACP-prathuman : Khud ko bachane ke liye tumne do do khoon kar daale..
Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi.. Faaasssiiii

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