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Showing posts with label pappu jokes. Show all posts

4 sardar train k piche and many more jokes series

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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha.
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.
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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
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Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message
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Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Que. the :
1. China kis Desh me he.?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....
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Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hu..
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1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir
Gaya.
Pujari Ne Aarti Di.
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?
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Ans-
Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola
Happy B'day Hanumanji.

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Flight me ek baar

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Flight me ek baar santa ke saath ek bahut sexy ladki baith jati hai.
Dono "hello" karte hai.
Santa dekhta hai ladki sex ki kitab padh rahi hai.
Dono me thodi der baad baatchit hoti hai to ladki santa ko batati hai "tumhe maloom hai is book main likha hai jaat ka loda sabse bada hota hai aur muslim ka sabse mota"
"waise aapka naam kya hai?"
Santa - "Muhammad Chaudhary"��

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Teacher asked Pappu

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Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..? : : : : : : Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!!!
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Puppu apni family

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Pappu Apni Family K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha. Ek Din Usy Jungle Se Ek Sheesha Mila. Sheeshe Me Usne Khud Ko Dekha To Usko Laga Ke Papa Ki Tasveer Hai. Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or Usse Roz Baaten Krne Laga. . . Uski Biwi Ko Shak Huwa. Ek Din Uski Gair Mojudgi Me Usne Sheesha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kar Boli:" Acha To Ye Hai Wo Churail.. Jis Se Mera Shohar Baaten Krta Hai" . Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:"koi Baat Nhi. Budhi Hai, Jaldi Marr Jayegi"
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3 boys proposed a girl

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New version..

3 boys proposed a girl-

SANTA -:" Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de
sakta hu

Girl:" Wo to sab kehte hain

BANTA :- " Mai
tumhare liye chand taare
tod karla sakta hu

Girl:" Purana dialogue hai
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PAPPU :" Main daily Tumhe 1 kg. Pyaaz
la kar dunga.. .
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Girl:" Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal

itna chahta hai mujhe !!!!

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