Girl Facts !!

Girl Facts !!
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always
have a boyfriend To confirm that
2. The nicer she is... the quicker u will be
dumped!!!!!
3. the more the makeup, the worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are
beautiful.Remaining 1% would always be in
your college / office." ..... ..100 % true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can
never be her Brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you
too, she will Let you know in about 10 years
from now ,when you are committed..
7. the more you ignore a girl, the more she'll
want to be friends With you.
8. Theory of relativity.... The more u run
towards a hot chick.... the more she goes away
from u...
9.Even if you got her out alone... just when you
are about to let her know about your
feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I
guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are
to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat,
the more probability the long lost friend she
discovered is a handsome superman, who beats
you in everything 9: 1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the
girl, the longer it takes before things work out,
but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and
speaks to you Will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first
time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or
married .the rest go Around with u and ruin ur
head, money,heal th and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more
seriously her dad Will hate u
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly
proportional to The number of bullets her dad
will be showering at you
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