Virginity is like a Balloon, one prick and it's gone for ever!
Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start you....can't stop ��!
An Exam paper is like a Dick ��, when it. hard...people get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork ...��! ��Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it! So basically life is........PORNOGRAPHY
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Some true facts..lol..
1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !
2. A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you:
3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed:
4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !
5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up:
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6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence...
A Pregnant Prostitute;
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7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:
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8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex....!!!..
Virginity is like a Balloon
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