Raja babu, yeh aapke liye.........
Sexy jokes- saal 2013 ke hilarios
Wife : Janu Sex ho jaye.
Husband : Aaj Nahi.
Wife : Kyo ?
Husband :Aaj Condom lana Bhul Gaya.
Wife :Teri to roz ki magaj mari he lamination karvale!
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Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..
Dost ne pucha to bataya. Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna
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Raat ke Andhere mein Sardar-Ye Condom itna Chhota or Sakht kyo hai?
Wife-O Bina Dimaag ke Jaanwar,woh Bachche ke Dhoodh Peene ki Nipple hai.
UTAR ise......
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Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya..
Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya..
Bahut der tak sochne k baad
sardar Zip Khol k..
O Yaar,
Iska body cover de do.!
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Sardar goes to buy condoms
Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want?
Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks
then says: Chhole Bhature!
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Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai !
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge !
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Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI= O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.
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Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue:
Koi boyfriend hai ?
Girl: Haan, Q ?
Tailor:
Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,
Fitting sahi baithegi.
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Lady 2 Dr.: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai. Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai.
Dr.: Chota karna hai kya?
Lady: Na ji na. Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai!?
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1 pandit ki taang jal gayi.
Doctor ne Burnol aur viagra likh di, pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par viagra kyon?
Dr: Usse dhoti Unchi rahegi....:s
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Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai? Batao?
Sardar (with confidence):
Elastic hi hoga,
aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.!
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Teacher: kya cheez mooh main nahin Leni chahiye?
Student:"Jalta hua bulb. Teacher: Kyon?
Student: kal rat mum papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb buja do to muh me lu.
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SEX k baad Pati BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne "Doodh k Dhakkan"
Unsatisfied Wife-Gusse se, Underwear dete hue-''Ye lo apne Murday ka Kafan''.
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Sardar 2 wife : Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey vadde kaise ho gaye ?
aur nipples gayab ?
Wife : O ji ,tusi fir daru pe ke gand choos rahe ho.