Drinkers Gang��
Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak woh saamne wale 3 ped
6 nahi dikhte
Bar tender- Bas karo kamino, saamne 1 hi ped hai,Ab kya jungle banaoge��.
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Chor aya , Tijori par likha tha
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..
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Ravan ko court me laya gaya aur kaha :- Gita pe hath rakho.
Ravan bola :- Sala Sita pe hath rakha to itna matter hua. Ab Gita pe.
SORRY BOSS I'M NOT INTERESTED.. ��