Sheikh Rasheed Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha “Sex Ka Kya Logi?”
Ladki Boli:
500 Bed Par Karne Ka
200 Sofe Par Karne Ka
And 100 Grass Par Karne Ka
Sheikh Sahab Bole: “Ok 500″
Ladki: Wow Bed Par????
Sheikh: Nahi Graass Par Five Time
SantaKi BiwiPregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha
Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs. Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon”
Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs. Mein Karke Jata Hai.