Rajani is back

Rajani is back
Recently china airports were closed due to heavy
fog ........ Later it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!
Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different
places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!
Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for
living in India!!!!!!!
Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun
hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is
called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!
Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers
Rajani!!!!
Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on
vibration mode!!!!!!!!!
Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in
school.....!
Since then that day is known as.............
Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............
..........Rajanikanths primary school craft
projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali
celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells
on each corner?????
...................... To play Carrom!!!!!!
Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for
the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused
as he found the title insulting....