Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.
G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.:)
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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".
Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."
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Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
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Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie
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Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:
Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo...!!!