Response after sex
1) call girl; paise
2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do
3) padosan; fir kab aoge
4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna
5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do..
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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
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Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h
Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h
Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko...
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Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!
Rishta wahi soch nai
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Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?
Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.
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LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog In partnership with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72
The new punch line:- Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.
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Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.
Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya.
Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai:
Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!
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Girl: condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare....
Sexy poem
- Mohini aao khelenge.
- Nahi Aap humko pelenge.
- Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai
- Nahi,Meri chut bahut chhoti hai
- Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai
- Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai
- Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.
- Ji nahi Ye meri chut+gand dono phad dega..
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BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:
3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai
(1) LUND
(2) PAHLI CHUDAI
(3) JAWANI
3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao
(1) LAUDA
(2) HATHODA
(3) DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo
(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI
(2) KHET ME KHUDAI
(3) DOST KI VIDAI
3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti
(1) RANDI KI CHOOT
(2) BIGDA HUA POOT
(3) AATA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo
(1) SOYA LUND
(2) AATI THUND
(3) Mutual FUND
3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai
(1) KUNWARI CHOOT
(2) DAKU KI LOOT
(3) ATKA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi
(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI
(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3) MERI YARI.
Men will be Men:
Nipple Mila. Chusna Shuru, ��
DEWAAR Mili. Mutna Shuru,
Zuban Fisli.. Maa-Behan Shuru,��
Gaand Mili. Ungli shuru,
Fokat Ki Mili. Pina Shuru...
Lund haath aaya. Hilana shuru..
Char dost mile. Gandmasti shururu . Ladki mili.Chudai ki planning shuru... Aisa msg mila.Fwrd karna shuru