Non veg jokes collection

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Boss was fucking a woman employee in his office in doggie style, when another employee walkd in... Guy: Wah sir..! Akele akele..! Hamara number kab aayega..?Boss (without stopping): Agar march  ka target pura nahin hua bhosdi ke, to agla number tera hi hai..                                                 ....../ / /'''''\\
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Gujrati Shayari:
Devdas ne pasand che paro..
wah wah,
Devdas ne pasand che paro..
Wah wah
Pan paro ne pasand che maro,Tame to bas muthiya maro..

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1st LADY : Tumhara pati roj waqt pe ghar kaise aa jata hai ?

2nd LADY:Maine ek rule banaya hai .. KHANA 8 baje &
"Sex raat ko 9 baje hoga"

Aap ho ya na ho."

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Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli
koi gyan ki baat btao.

Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to
dhyan aur gyan
dono ki Maa chud jati he
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Sir Miss k Boobs daba Rha tha,1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Rha hu

Bacha-Bhen k Lavde,
Bacha hu,Chutia nhi
HBO Dkhta hu Pogo Nhi
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Sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye..

Wah wah..

Sex ne ame sambhog kahiye 6iye..

Wah wah

tamara thi na thay to kejo Subh Prasange Aame Order pan laiye 6iye...