Simran to Doctor : Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo, dosto ko khush karo, 72
ghanto k liye Prepaid ho gayi ho.......
Jaa simran Jaa........
Jee le apni zindagi
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Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai, Rozana doodh dijiye. Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab, lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai
Suhagrat ko Husband: kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..? Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya, Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!
Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai? Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein hume nanga dikhaya jata hai, to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo nahi?? pad to pad hota hai?
Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao! CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ? Sari Class chup ho gayi itne mein Pappu bola: Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited.
Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti? Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai ki.. usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho Wah wah Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho.. Aur Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho! WaWa WaWa WaWa
Couple date par tha, Dad ne dekh liya!! Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho? Beta: Paper dene aaya hu. Dad: Zara dhyan se.. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga
Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur 2 lesson 2 gaal pe! 1 baccha: Miss phir bistar bichha lo? Miss: Kyu? Bachcha: Mujhe puri book yaad hai! :D
Girl: Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: kaunsi company ka du behanji..?? Girl: Achhi ka dena..jis se teri behan ki ijjat bani rahe Aur tum mama na ban jao..!! ;)