One night, johny's parents were getting intimate in their bedroom while johny was lying in his crib just besides the bed:
Wife: jaanu muje rajdhani ki tarah chodo..
Husband starts fuckin her fast
Wife: jaanu muje maalgaadi ki tarah chodo...
Husband starts fuckin her slowly dhakke maarte huye...
Wife: jaanu ab meko shatabdi ki tarah chodo...
Husband starts fuckin her even faster...
Wife: jaanu ruko station aa gaya...husband stops...
Little johny: chaaii chaaii chaaaii chaaaiiii garam chaiii bolo chaaiiiaaa...