Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling ?
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.
Wife: oh Jaan luv u so much, Did he do that ?
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise ?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”.! ����
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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ??
Boss: I am a lion at home �� too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!
Jaldi forward karo Ye market me naya hai.��