"Bin maange moti mile, maange mile na bheekh"...
Joke abhi neche hai ---
After Wife's delivery, Husband asked Nurse- How soon do U think we wil be able to have Sex??!!
Nurse: Meet me in 20 mns !!!
"Bin maange moti mile, maange mile na bheekh"...
Madarchod johny:
One night, johny's parents were getting intimate in their bedroom while johny was lying in his crib just besides the bed:
Wife: jaanu muje rajdhani ki tarah chodo..
Husband starts fuckin her fast
Wife: jaanu muje maalgaadi ki tarah chodo...
Husband starts fuckin her slowly dhakke maarte huye...
Wife: jaanu ab meko shatabdi ki tarah chodo...
Husband starts fuckin her even faster...
Wife: jaanu ruko station aa gaya...husband stops...
Little johny: chaaii chaaii chaaaii chaaaiiii garam chaiii bolo chaaiiiaaa...
Son was looking at falling stars and praying 4 gud marks...
Father came along and said "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and ur searching 4 ur luck in stars...?!!"
Son replied "Dad, don't be ridiculous u know babies can be made in test tubes but have u stopped trying the old way...!!!?"
Prize winning message of the year-
Dukandar- aa bori par na besta, fati jashe !
Customer- Kem andar fugga 6e ?
Dukandar- Na gelchodiya andar khilla 6e,
gaand fati jase.
BACHHAN (in KBC): ab akhri sawal 5 crore ke liye:
Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SARDAR(on hot seat thinks lot and looks at his wife,
sardar replied :dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!
BIG B behosh !!!
Director and producer ran and declared 10 crore to sardar..��������