Ek bahut badi Chuddakkad Ladki ki Shaadi tay ho
gayi... Ladki (Maa se) : Maa, Meri Choot toh bahut
khuli hui hai... Kya karoon? Maa : Beti, Roz raat ko
Seb kaatkar Choot mein lagaa liya karna... Dulhe
ko kuchh pata nahin chalega! Ladki shaadi karke
Sasural chali gayi... Wahaan se 10 din baad Ladki
ka Maa ko phone aaya! Ladki : (Worried) Hello...
Maa... 10 din se sab fit chal raha thha... Lekin aaj
ek gadbad ho gayi! Maine raat ko Choot mein Seb
kaat-kar lagaaya aur subah utthkar wo Seb
nikaalkar Kitchen mein rakh diya... Aur aakar dekha
toh tera Daamad wo Seb khaa gayaa thha... Ab
kya hoga Maa? Maa : Beti... Bilkul chinta na kar...
Tera Baap toh kai Tarbooj khaa chuka hai.
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Ek bahut badi Chuddakkad Ladki ki Shaadi tay ho gayi...
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