Arguing with your wife is like

Arguing with your wife is like killing the mosquito
on your cheek you might or might not kill it, but
you'll still end up slapping yourself!�:]xx
A couple watching an IPL match on the TV
together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee:s
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle:| . Bret Lee is the
bowler*nerd* .
Wife: Bret Lee is smart♥♥ . He should be in the
movies like his brother♥♥ .
Husband::/He does not have an actor brother>:/
Wife: What about Bruce Lee8-|
Husband: No no:D, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two
minutes>:/
Husband: No. It is called action replay:> .
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one:D .
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs
Kolkatta:>X_X
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a
helicopter:]Y
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a
free hit:>
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the
tickets?:]Y Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?>:O
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?/:)
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’>:/
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?:s
Wife: How many runs to win?:s
Husband: 72 in 36 balls#:-s
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball\=D/
Husband turns off the TV:]xx:'(
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti
Chandra’♥♥
Husband: Who is this Saraswati Cahndra?:>:s
Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me >:O3-|>:/ .