Agar yehi Government aur 5 saal rahi to

Agar yehi Government aur 5 saal rahi to
1. Doodh sirf boobs me milega:p
2. Gas sirf gand se niklegi
3. Pani sirf lund se tapkega
4. Petrol to itna mehenga hoga ki gand mein mirchi laga ke kaam par bhagna padega!;)