A Gujarati girl comes to me

A Gujarati girl comes to me( shopkeeper) n asks: Bhaiya aapke
yahan rape hota hai kya?
me(shocked nd confusd) : madam aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye
yahan nahi hota.
The girl returns after sometime : bhaiya wo to bol rahe hai yahi hota
hai. Pls kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai . Shopkeeper
(embarassed) : madam aage dekh lijiye.
Girl: taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa to hai, pls kar
dijiye na. me : arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai...
Girl: wahi to bola ...rape karna hai...

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