Δ Rajni is back:

Δ Rajni is back:
.

Rajinikant had died 20 yrs
ago.death
hasn't built up the courage to
tell him yet¤
.

Rajinikant doesn't pay attention-
attention pays him¤
.

Rajinikant stared at the sun
4 hours.The sun then
blinked¤
.

Rajinikant once entered a race,
he came first, second & third¤
.

Rajinikant once wrote a
cheque, the bank bounced¤
.

The missing piece of Apple Inc.
logo was officially
eaten by Rajinikant¤
.

Once formula F1 race was
conducted between
rajnikanth and Michael
Schumacher. Obviously Rajni
won but schumacher fainted.
REASON: RAJNI Won the race by
keeping the vehicle
in neutral¤
.

Once dinosaurs borrowed
money from Rajnikanth
and refused to pay back.
That was the last time ny1 saw
dinosaurs¤
.

The game of chess originally
had a piece called
"Rajinikant " It was
later removed coz in 1 move,it
could kill all pawns,
knights,brooks, bishops, dethrone
the king and get the
Queen pregnant
¤
.

Once rajnikanth hit a six and
now that ball is called
Pluto¤
.

Once Rajinikant decided to race
with time and the
result is that time is still
running¤
.

Rajnikanth once taught a child
how to play Counter
Strike.That child went on to
become Osama Bin
Laden
¤ Δ