If Titanic was made in India
1)
There would be 10 times as many
people on the ship
2) There would be a song with
Kate Winslet in a white saree and
of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called
"Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float
in cold water for days and still
survive, but the villian would die
on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by
the heroine's father to teach the
hero a lesson
6) None of the women would
float due to heavy designer
sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would
be reserved for SC/ST/OBC xD xD