Traffic police (TP)

Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka: Aapna license
dikao.
Santa: Nahi hai.

TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi. 
Santa: Nahi.

TP: Kyon?
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card
mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..

TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte
hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..

TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
Santa: Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte
hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..

TP: To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account
khulwale mere baap.. Santa: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving
License mangte hain...

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