Six Laughs:
No.1.
A man was so jealous of his newly
born baby that he put poison on
the wife's nipples while she was
asleep.The next day, Akpos the
driver died of poisoning.
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No.2.
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps
telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?He
answered, so that when I am dead,
no one will sleep with your mum.
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No.3
A lady lost three panties in her
house and blamed her maid in front
of the husband. Maid said sir you
are my witness you know I never
wear
panties.**********************
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No.4
Couple is having a quickie and their
6 year old catches them,Son: "What
are you doing?" Ask the son. Father:
"I’m putting petrol on your
Mom."Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which
means Mom’s engine is taking too
much petrol cause Mr Zwane has
put in yesterday." Mother fainted!
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No.5
A man went to the pub with his
wife.When he left for the counter to
buy drinks a prostitute approached
his wife & whispered:"You must
DEMAND cash before sex, I know
him he doesn't pay.
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**** No.6 -
Classic - A 8 years old boy is
accused of rape*.In court his lady
lawyer holds his dick out as
evidence saying, "Your honour see
this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it,
we'll lose the case!"
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