Jawan: sir, mujhe chhutti chaahiye

Jawan: sir, mujhe chhutti chaahiye.
Major: kya kaam hai?
Jawan: bv ki yaad aa rahi hai.
Major: saaf kaho na, sex karna hai!
jaao, saamne wali plywood me jo hole hai, wahan apna Daalo.
jawan ne aisa kiya, bahot maza aaya.
Major: ab bataao, chhutti par jaana hai?
Jawan: nahi sir, bus, kaam ho gaya.
Major: shaabaash! ab plywood ke peechhe se dusre jawan ko nikalo aur tum jhuk kar Murga ban jaao, kuchh aur jawaan chhutti maang rahe hain…