Boy txts his gf

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Boy txts his gf: Kal date pe tum mujhe kiss dogi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh?

Boy: Koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per.

Girl: Ok de dungi.

Boy: Boobs choosne do gi?

Girl: Ok choos lena.

After 20 mins.

Boy texts: Yeh sab galat hai...main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......

Girl: Mujhe pata hai madarchod, tune muth maar li hai.