Agar aap apne maa baap ko privacy settings enable kiye bina fb pe add karte hain, toh kisi pic pe unka comment hoga beta, kya AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap kisi bandi se beintehaa mohabbat karte hain, aur uski nazar me Just-a-friend hain, toh feeble Intent ke jurm me AapChutiyeHain
Agar aapko lonavala ka wax museum madame tussad kd jaisa lagta hai, toh maganlal chikki ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Kapil Sibal, Agar aapko Lagta hai ki Aapke bolne se Google n facebook Koi strict action lenge toh aap aur aapki team ke upar mazak banane wale har ek chutiye ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain
Agar aap Saal bhar padhke bhi acche numbers nahi laa paate to Mr. Gate's dwara nirmit Window's ki Kasam Aap Chutiye Hain
Agar aapko lagta hai ki Aishwarya k BabyB ki khushi main petrol Rs 2.25 sasta hua hai to Bacchan's ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap facebook pe logo ke status pe ho rahe comments-arguments ke panch bante hai toh Narad muni ki kasam AapChutiyeHain
Who uses the safely remove option when copying in a Practical exam from a pen drive If so toh woh computer bhi kahega aap ko AapChutiyeHain
Agar aap Peshab karte waqt nishaane se chook jate hain toh aapki Tango par lage hue cheento ki kasam Aap Chutiye hain.
Har Ek nahi but Koi-Koi Boner zaroori hota hai - Agar aap Nahi maante to un saare mehnge DSLR leke ghoomte hue cheap Photographers ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain
Metallica concert pe Laptop/Harddisk/passport lejake, u expect police and sponsors to safeguard it, n Gum ho jane pe Chootiye si Shakal bana ke rote ho n police ke dande bhi khaate ho to F1 track pe bhaage huve Gali ke kutte Ki kasam AapChutiyeHain