A Drunk man is stopped by

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A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am & is asked where he is going at this time of night.? 

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health." 

Officer : Really ?...Sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" 

Man replies "My Wife" ..! :D :D