Night In A Bar

Night In A Bar:

Bartender: Who Are You? I
never
Saw You Before...
Man: Yeah! I Just Lost My
Job&Came Here For A Drink :(
Bartender: What Kind Of
Job?
Man: Well.. I Am A
Consultant .
Bartender: Whats That?
Man: Its a Logical Thinker.
.
Bartender: Logical Think ,
What???
Man: Let me Explain it With
an
Example
Do You Have A Dog? .
Bartender: Yes!
Man: That Means You Love
Animals
Bartender: True!
Man: That Mean You Love
Your
Kids Too
Bartender: Yes True!
Man: You Have Kids That
Means
You Are Married.
Bartender: Very True!!
Bartender: Amazing man How
u
Know all This?
Man: Thats Logical Thinking ..
Now U Are Married To A Lady
So
You Are Not Gay!!.
Bartender: Impressive
Man: Time To leave... Bye Tc
About 20 Mins Later
Bartender
Boss Came...
Bartender: Boss You Know I
met A
Consultant Today
Boss: Whats That??
Bartender: A Logical
Thinker...
Boss: Logical What??
Bartender: I Explain It With
An
Example
Boss: Okay!
Bartender( ask first
question): Do
You Have A DOG?
Boss: No!!
Bartender: That Means You
Are
Gay!!!
Boss: KAMINE, KUTTE TU
GAY...SAALE...CHUTIYE YOU
ARE
FIRED :P