Must Read...Maza aayega

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Must Read...Maza aayega 

Professor : 1 Platform 2 km lambaa
hai, Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/h ki
speed se Ek Train Aayi aur Delhi se
Mumbai ki Taraf Chali gayi.
To Sawal ye hai ke: Meri Umar Kitni
hai ????
Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke 1 Doosre
ki Shakal dekhne Lagey.... Ek Student
ne Jawab dene ke liye haath
Uthaaya.
Student: Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai.
Profesor : Very Gud, Lekin tumne
kaise Calculate kia ??
Studnt : Sir Hamare Ghar ke paas 1
Aadmi Rehta hai, wo AADHA
Chutiyya hai aur Uski Umar 21 Saal
hai