MBA to CA Student

MBA to CA Student: Can u kiss that pretty
Girl.
CA Student: Yes Of Course!!
MBA: If u Can! I Will give u 1000 Rs!
CA Student: O.K Done!!
.
.
CA Student gone to near that Girl&Said:
I Can Kiss u without Touching you!
.
Girl: Impossible n (laugh)
.
CA Student: Lagi 500 Rs ki...
.
Girl: O.K Done!
.
CA Student Tightly Kissed her!
.
Girl Soughted: you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!
.
CA Student: O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500
Rupee
.
CA Student Received Rs 1000 fromMBA &
give Rs 500 to that Girl
.
Net Profit by CA Student: Rs 500 + 1 Kiss :p :O