Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its
time for some male bashing (For a
change).
Q: What is the difference between
men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up :p
Q: If you drop a man and a brick
out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first? ;)
A: Who cares?? :D xD
Q: What did God say after he
created man?
A: I can do better than this! And
then he created woman!!! ^_^ :*
Q: What's the difference between
an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either
xD
Q: What are two reasons why
men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What makes men chase women
they have no intention of
marrying?
A: The same urge that makes
dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving :/ :P
Q: What do you do with a man
who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!! ;)
Q: Why do men like smart
women?
A: Opposites attract! :/ :D xD xP
Men now handle this :D
time for some male bashing (For a
change).
Q: What is the difference between
men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up :p
Q: If you drop a man and a brick
out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first? ;)
A: Who cares?? :D xD
Q: What did God say after he
created man?
A: I can do better than this! And
then he created woman!!! ^_^ :*
Q: What's the difference between
an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either
xD
Q: What are two reasons why
men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What makes men chase women
they have no intention of
marrying?
A: The same urge that makes
dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving :/ :P
Q: What do you do with a man
who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!! ;)
Q: Why do men like smart
women?
A: Opposites attract! :/ :D xD xP
Men now handle this :D