Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui

Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur
Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane
Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.
Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej
Bhi Betha Thha.
Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar
Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To
Bachha Gora Paida Hoga
Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “ Kya
Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge? ”
Angrej Ne Khush Ho Ke Kaha: “ Jarur,
Kyu Nahi ”
Angrej Ne Ek Baar Sex Kar Liya
Par Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur
Karva Leta Hu,
Angrej Ne Phir Se Uski Biwi Ke Sath Sex
Kia,
Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Ho Jaye
Toh Pakka Ho Jayga,
Madraasii Ne Angrej Se Kaha: “ Ek Baar
Aur Kar Lo ”
Angrej: “ Nahhi, Ab Nai Kar Sakta ”
Madrassi: “ Kyuu? ”
Angrej Muskurate Hue: “ Kyunki Mere
Pass Sirf 2 Hi Condoms Thhe"