Ek Kanjoos ki Zindagi ke kuch shaandaar lamhe..

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Ek Kanjoos ki Zindagi ke kuch shaandaar lamhe..

1. Kanjoos : Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
shopkeeper : 60 paise mein to sirfchhilka milega.
Kanjoos : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

2. Kanjoos on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Sindhi: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???

3. Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!

4. Kanjoos ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Kanjoos ka khoon daudraha hai:)

5. Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Zara sochne do.....Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..

6. Kanjoos asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Kanjoos ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

7. Kanjoos ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha kepaas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga

8. Titanic Ke Saath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi RahaTha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Kharida...