Dhondu : Mujhe Dog Food lena

Dhondu : Mujhe Dog Food lena
hai.
SALES GIRL: Kya apke pas Kutta
hai?
Dhondu : Ha ghar pe hai.
SALES GIRL : Sorry! Store policy
hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo.
NEXT DAY Dhondu :Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
SALES GIRL : Sorry Sir pehle Billi
la ke dekhao.
3 din bad Dhondu bag le ke
store aya aur bola: Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh
lo.
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli: Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum
chez hai. Kiya hai?
Dhondu : Ye meri PoTTy hai, 0r
mujhe aaj"TOILET PAPER"lena hai :p=)) =))