A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“
Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we're all full.” “
Aw, please I really need some poon tang!” And the owner awnswers, “Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom.” “
Whatever,” the man answers quickly and races upstairs. A few hours later the man comes down and says ''
WOW“Wow, that was great. She didin't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?” And the owner answers, “Respect for the dead.”